Trump makes major announcement December 15. What is it? {Just digital trading cards of Trump}

Ah, so it’s “structuring”, then!

And it being an NFT in no way gives him the ability to enforce the 10% fee on any transfers. If nothing else, I could give someone some currency in exchange for them giving me a piece of paper where their NFT password is written down, and Trump would have no way of knowing that we’d done that.

Oh my god, you can almost hear the gears grinding in his head when he squints at the teleprompter over “NFT collection”, with him thinking, “WTF is that? Nift collection?” Hell, I’d pay a few bucks to see the outtakes of how many times it took him to get that right.

Yesterday’s man. Yesterday’s grift.

Even Biden can’t help himself (or at least his Twitter people can’t):

Just when I begin to think Twitter is totally useless…

Given Trump’s fanatical fan base, Digital Trump Cards might turn out to be a better investment than cryptocurrency.

Add 'em to your portfolio now.

“an automatic chance to win amazing prizes, like dinner with me.”

Who picks up the check?

He probably thinks NFT is short for “nifty.”

My NIFTY collection, from the NIFTIEST president of all time, a whole lot NIFTIER than Lincoln or Washington!

Yeah, he missed the NFT bubble by about a year. However, I doubt his ‘target market’ either know or care.

It’s possible that potential Trump trading card collectors have already spent their fungible funds on other memorabilia, like Trump medallions.

Someone on another forum said ‘He’s one step away from creating his own church’.

No there’s an idea…

His target market seems unimpressed

AI art to the rescue! (NSFW) behold!

Science has gone too far!

I want to make a Truth Social account just to post that…

Kanye?

“God came to me with tears in his eyes. He said, sir…”

On Reddit, the speculation is that this is actually a money laundering scheme.

And if you can’t trust speculation on Reddit, who can you trust?

“I gotta tell you: whoever–what business partner and anybody on the comms team and anybody at Mar-a-Lago – and I love the folks down there – but we’re at war. They oughta be fired today,” he said.

A crummy commercial?