Mr. Putin? My comments about not defending Latvia because they didn’t pay enough? Just a joke!
You can withdraw the tanks now.
Mr. Putin? Mr. Putin?
Can someone tell John Hinkley that Jodie Foster doesn’t like Donald Trump?
Mr. Putin? My comments about not defending Latvia because they didn’t pay enough? Just a joke!
You can withdraw the tanks now.
Mr. Putin? Mr. Putin?
Can someone tell John Hinkley that Jodie Foster doesn’t like Donald Trump?
Now, Latvia has Russians, but still no potato. Latvia very sad, drinking heavily.
One can only hope that Kim Jong Un’s command of the subtleties of English are such that he can appreciate sarcasm, before he hits the Launch button in response to one of Donald’s witticisms.
I would be more concerned about a country that is an actual threat.
Any country, no matter how ridiculous, with a nuclear arsenal > 0 should be taken seriously.
Wake me when they figure out how not to fire all their rockets straight into the sea.
We have always been at peace with Russia! We have always been at war with Eastasia!
Orwell was one amazing prognosticator.
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I just…I don’t even know any more :l How is this man taken seriously? Any other person who has done half the things he has would be completely out of politics for good.
I posted this in the Trump Campaign thread, but it really belongs here:
I’m getting out my popcorn - waiting to see what Trump will say next!
Not me; I’m done. I don’t care if that goddam insufferable, cock-knocking, spittle-dripping, pin-headed bastard announces he’s dumping Melania for an immature goat, I’m long past having heard all I need, from or about him.
If I, or better yet he, somehow were to lapse into a coma between now and November, it would be a positive relief.
His dick is so short that no matter how much you press on it, it can’t get smaller.
I, alternatively, need to be there in November.
So that I can say either that I was there when our nation stood upon the precipice and blinked;
Or so I can say I was there the day the strength of Man failed.
I haven’t the inclination to read through this whole thread, but in light of Trump’s comments about the Khans, I would like to offer this letter from Abraham Lincoln to Donald Trump in his support:
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This needs to go viral.
P.S. Enclosed, please find two theater tickets.
Obama said today that Trump is “Unfit to be President”. Say what you like about Obama, he does have a gift for understatement. Unfit to be President? Trump isn’t fit to serve me lunch! He’s a carnival barker. He doesn’t belong in the Oval Office. He belongs in a fairground in a sparkly suit and a top hat next to a rigged coconut shy.
I used to think he didn’t really want to win, that his whole campaign was just an extended ad for his brand. After seeing his convention speech, I’ve been forced to change my mind. Yeah, on the one hand it was basically just a rambling confection of fear-mongering, dog-whistle bigotry and bellicose, soul-curdling gibberish but on the other hand the sheer force of his conviction proves he actually wants to win. The idea that this hucksterish buffoon could become the most powerful man on planet Earth is terrifying.
They say satire died the day Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize. If Trump wins this election, not only will satire have died, it will have been exhumed and then reburied upside-down.
P.S. - dasmoocher, that letter is great!
I think it’s because he’s not a politician. And as other posters pointed out, people take him seriously because he’s rich. Even if he deserved his inheritance or not. It’s like, “Wow. I’d get in trouble for saying that to a co-worker, but he can because he’s rich!” Or something along those lines.
Donald Trump always wanted a Purple Heart, and now he has one: