Trump said he would have run in Parkland to fight off the shooter

What would he have done? Tweet them to death?

I often wonder what color the trees are in his world…

He would have peed on himself.

Gold. Geez.

My fondest hope is that he runs into an active shooter situation.

I gather his bone spurs are better. So no problem running in.

I know that I’M the delusional one when I think this, but I guess I’m still optimistic, in some small way - I keep wondering when his natural fabulist tendencies lead him to make some claim in front of his fans that is just too much for even them, and like the naked emperor that he is, the fans all awaken and notice his dick is hanging out.

T: “…and another thing, I can fly! I bet you didn’t know that. I’m the best flyer, always have been. Much better than Hillary!”
Fan 1: “Did he just say he could fly? That’s bllsht. Why would he say that? He’s full of sht."
Fan 2: "Yeah, that’s b
llsht."
Fans begin to chant: "B
LLSHT! BLLSH*T!”

Hey, I can dream.

Maybe Trump thought he would shoot the perp, if only theJ-frame revolver wasn’t too big for his hand…

Trump has been a coward all his life. Everyone who’s known him since he was a child knows he’ll run from any conflict unless it’s rigged in his favor. His father sent him to military school to try to toughen him up but he remained a cry-baby. That’s why I never believed that Access Hollywood thing was anything but talk. He’s afraid to grab his own pussy much less a woman he’s not paying.

This weakens his own argument that teachers need to be armed. If every school room had a hotline to the Oval Office they could call up the prez whenever there is a shooting and he’d come right on over to take care of business.

He’s a classic chicken hawk; he loves to talk tough but will never risk his own skin. He only risks the lives of others.

Also he’s out of shape enough that he’d probably collapse if he tried running anywhere.

Run in, with those bone spurs?

Run in. Ha! Only if a couple of big Macs and diet cokes were waiting on him.

I know that I wouldn’t have run in, because I would already be in. I’m a teacher.

As to what I would have done, I like to think that I would lock and barricade the door, stuff a textbook under my shirt, grab something I could use as a club, and wait by the barricade. Would I actually do that, or would I just freeze up? I don’t know for certain, and I hope I never find out.

The Time Donald Trump Turned Away in Disgust While a Man Was Bleeding to Death in Front of Him
From an interview with Howard Stern, July 16, 2008

BTW, a group of Marines rushed to the guy’s rescue and carried him out.

Too bad you’re not Donald Trump, so you could really show your stuff!

Well, I know what I would have done. I knew someone who was in the classroom when a disaffected student (he’d been working towards a PhD for at least ten years and not getting anywhere) came in with a pistol and started shooting. I asked what he did. “I hid under a desk.” (The students advisor was killed, the student shot himself, and one other person lost one of his pinkies.)

Trump? No way.

Cory Booker? Yeah, I’d believe that.

At least Trump seems to be condemning the shooter. That’s progress. A few months ago, he would have said we should be considering the points of view of both sides.

Yeah, same. I’d like to imagine that I’d nobly put my life on the line and do all I could to stop the shooter, save the kids, etc. I’d also like to think that I’d hide Jews in Nazi occupied Poland and help slaves across into the northern states, throw myself on a grenade, etc. Truth is that I don’t know.

Nearly everyone claims that they’d do whatever it took. Reality suggests that most are wrong in practice. I doubt Trump would do shit in a real situation but I don’t hold that against him since that’s the norm. On the other hand, trying to act like a tough guy about it is pretty eye-rolling. And, as president, Trump is in a unique position to take real action against future shootings which he won’t do because he’s probably more afraid of the NRA than he is a teenager with an AR-15.