Don’t get him started on two percent milk. And seitan beef.
(They almost taste the same.)
It doesn’t HAVE to be meth. Maybe the hamster fetishists have found the board and the hamsters are relaxed and energetic because they’re finally gettin’ some…
Have you ever tried not being short? You know, praying it away or something.
Or move. There are nations where 5’6’’ is pretty normal.
Oompa-loompa Land for example.
I’m a tall woman. I “prefer” men that are taller than me. If you’re short and I see you walking down the street, I’m probably not going to look at you and think salacious thoughts. But while that preference may apply to random strangers, it’s different for guys that I’ve met. Despite my preference I’ve dated plenty of men shorter than myself and even had crushes on short guys once I get to know them. In fact, once I get to know someone my preferences go out the window pretty fast.
I have a nephew that is 4’11". He was born female. He recently got married to a gorgeous cisgender woman that is taller than he is ( because, who isn’t?). He is very much affected by these stupid bathroom laws - he and his wife are both very stylish and they both favor traditional gender specific clothing and personal styling -I’m not sure if I’m saying this well, but she tends to wear dresses and frills and lacy things and he favors natty suits with cool neckties and has a substantial beard - if he walks into the ladies room no ones going to be thinking "Is that a man or a woman? they’ll be thinking OMG a MAN just walked into the ladies room.
I’m not sure why I’m sharing this. I don’t really get DM00’s theories but I’m sure my nephew and his wife fit in somehow, he probably “got” a girl that should’ve gone to him or something.
DM’s issue is that he’s attributing his derth of nookie to genetic, non-manipulable factors (i.e. height) when it can more readily be explained by other, more immediately disqualifying yet more malleable ones (i.e. his being a raging, bitter, repulsively misogynistic cunt).
Which somehow leads to a voting for man who doesn’t know what the President’s job is for president.
(pulls a pencil from off-camera and starts doing math in the air)
It just don’t add up!!!
Derek has a crush on Trump. The fact that Trump would feel contempt for him (contempt which he deserves, but for entirely different reasons) will not dissuade him from his crushy crushes.
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Don’t call other posters cunts, even if they’ve been suspended.
The poster’s been suspended, I mean. Not the cunts. But Suspended Cunts would be a great punk band name.
Anyway, my point is: no warning issued.
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Or Kim Ki-Duk movie.
Dunno. To me it sounds like a particularly unpleasant and misogynistic form of torture.
Can we say “bigoted twerp with the brains of concussed radish” instead?
Going back to OP: to be fair, whatever the Combover In Chief does to aggravate and dishearten those who rallied to him just for the satisfaction of spitting into our faces, we should take as a teaching opportunity to point to them that the Right was actually doing quite well already and that they could have done a damn lot better than Orangeboy.
We told you he was a hot mess and would make one of the country. The other fucking Republicans told you. You had 18 choices, dammit. You could have chosen Horrible Hillary with a GOP Congress to keep her in check.
But nooooo you wanted to taste our tears. Enjoy.
All girl-band, except their bassist Chad.
Hold on, bassists have names?
Arise, Sir Bass Player.
Sen. Lindsey Graham said Wednesday he is ready to subpoena the intelligence agencies for evidence that would prove President Donald Trump’s claims that he was wiretapped last year by then-President Barack Obama.
I wonder how this is going to work out.
Like Watergate and Whitewater, once such investigations get started they have a way of spreading far and wide. Trump made a major blunder (even for Trump) in raising those allegations.
Also from that article:
Actually, I’m surprised that Anonymous or WikiLeaks hasn’t gotten hold of and released Trump’s tax returns yet.
Investigations far more regularly go nowhere, or result in reports that are buried (for “security” reasons, amongst others). Watergate and Whitewater became notorious but they are more the exception that the rule. With a GOP controlled house, there’s every chance pragmatism will prevail.