Trump's battles with the English language

The stable genius at work.

In his latest, he misspelled the former Vice President’s name as Joe Bidan.

He has served fast food hamberders up to Clemson football players.

Who the heck knows what **covfefe **is?

Wanted to know the oranges of the Trump-Russia investigation.

He noted the Democrats had no achomplisments.

Created a new nation, Nambia.

Congratulated the Red Socks.

Said president Obama was low to tapp his phones.

Repeatedly called the British Prime Minister, Teresa instead of Theresa May.

He was “honered to serve you, the great American people . . .”

Those are the ones I can think of off the top of my head. I’m sure there must be others.

Well, there was the time he referred to one of his Congressional nemeses as “Adam Schitt”, but I I’m pretty sure that one was intentional.

I imagine that you or I might consider Trump’s poor spelling and apparent refusal to have someone proofread his texts, before sending them out to a grateful nation, as something that bespeaks colossal arrogance at best, and increasing cognitive issues at worst. I suspect that for his base, however, this is one of his more endearing traits. Hey, he spells just like they do!

Some more quotes from Trump Tweets:

It was my great honor to deliver a message at the Marine Core Air Station Miramar to our GREAT U.S. Military

Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony. No Smocking Gun…No Collusion.”

So with Obama seperation is fine, but with Trump it’s not.

Heading to Phoneix. Will be arriving soon.

The failing @nytimes wrote a Fake piece today implying that because White House Councel Don McGahn was giving hours of testimony to the Special Councel, he must be a John Dean type “RAT.”

Looks to me like the Bernie people will fight. If not, there blood, sweat and tears was a total waist of time.

Ted Cruz is totally unelectable, if he even gets to run (born in Canada). Will loose big to Hillary.

Amoung many other things we will build the wall.

How low has President Obama gone to tapp my phones during the very sacred election process.

If Russia, or some other entity, was hacking, why did the White House waite so long to act?

China steals United States Navy research drone in international waters - rips it out of water and takes it to China in unpresidented act.

Great to have our incredible First Lady back home in the White House. Melanie is feeling and doing very well.

Give him a break, he corrected the notoriously misspelled Red Sox.

As much as I despise the man, I have to give him a pass on Melania/Melanie. I’m pretty sure that was autocorrect. He may be an idiot for not double-checking it, but I don’t think it’s too egregious.

Nope. It’s his phone, right? That means he’s had plenty of time to enter his wife’s name correctly. He’s an idiot in the first place. That’s why he continues to misspell even his own wife’s name.

Superdude - Dude you DO NOT misspell your wife’s name. Yes it was a spell check of course, but most simpletons should know to watch out for that, or add it to the systems dictionary.

Frankly, I’m surprised he didn’t call her Mrs. Tump.

A little kidding SD, not picking on you.

As one Facebook wit put it: If Trump gets any more incoherent, the right wing evangelicals will claim he is speaking in tongues.

No way. Trump is the one word he would never misspell. I’m sure he thinks it’s the most important word in the [del]English[/del] American language.

I’ve heard the auto-correct excuse. But auto-correct will give you real words that aren’t the correct ones; it won’t put words like achomplishment or amoung or hamberder or tapp or waite in your messages.

I now have a mental image of a handgun wearing a kindergartner’s smock; it looks as if it was drawn by EG Keller, the person who illustrated A Day in the Life of Marlon Bundo.

I’m pretty sure Trump has the auto-correct turned off on his phone.

Probably because he doesn’t like his phone telling him what to do.

I despise this hideous creature, and his tweets like an 8-year-old brat are a constant reminder of how much the sane world is laughing at the U.S.A. now. But I think Trump should be attacked on matters of substabce, not spelling.

My posts would look like his if I didn’t proofread — and it’s hard to edit on a small phone.

What is significant, I think, and shows the utter incompetence of this White House, is that garbage by Trump or Giuliani sits uncorrected on Twitter for a half-hour or more before being fixed. He’s surrounded by suckophants who supposedly love him; can’t one of his diaper-changers spare a minute now and then to fix his tweets?

They need to wait until they’re sure he’s sufficiently distracted and not looking at his phone.

All this ribbing is easy to do if you’re just an anomynous … an anomynous…just an unknown poster on the internet. Shame!

Buton too! Amazing man, two new nations in his first term

I’ll bet they’re shitholes.

I’ll get him a pitchfork, the stalls need mucking.

But with those tiny hands of his, that phone is YUGE by comparison…

Or maybe he could just shutthefuckup on twitter (and everywhere else. I can dream) and stop being an embarrassment (at least in that sphere).