Trump says he will deliver remarks after his arraignment. We should have a contest, where the person who is closest to the Trump rambling disconnected word salad wins.
Top 10 Words and phrases to be used:
“Witch hunt”
“Soros”
“Corrupt Democrats”
“Radical Left Democrats”
“Crooked Democrats”
“Persecution”
“Completely Innocent”
“Hoax”
“Make America Great Again”
(Insulting nickname for DA Bragg)
If this turns into a drinking game, I’m dead within the first 5 minutes.
“Soros-funded DA Braggart, the Radical Leftist, has charged me with _____. This is a made-up witch hunt! I am completely innocent. You can do your part to Make America Great Again by helping to fund my defense …”
Good, but don’t forget to include “sick”, “sad”, “outrage”, “rigged”, “low-life” and “scum” (with or without ALL CAPS. And “fake” (multiple iterations).
Yup. I’m sure innocent and patriot will be in his word salad too.
He’s already been engaging in his usual pre-event ranting. I’m surprised that he would slander the judge who is going to be passing sentence on him, but then Trump is not all that bright. As for after the arraignment:
Very unfair
Biggest witch hunt in history
Never slept with her
Michael who? Never met him don’t know him.
Most votes in history
Carrying on from my hijack in the other thread, my contribution to the drinking game:
Persecution (take giant gulp of Margarita)
Unfair (giant gulp of vodka)
“In History” (large swallow of red wine)
Hoax (big gulp of straight tequila)
“Witch Hunt” (gulp of rum)
“Radical Left Democrats” (gulp of white wine)
Exonerated (gulp of beer)
“Completely Innocent” (another gulp of beer)
@BeepKillBeep, you do have a point. This could be a serious risk to health, except I’d probably pass out within the first few minutes. It might be safer, on further consideration, to turn this into a game of Trump Bingo™.
Regardless, I will pop open a good bottle of wine and drink the whole damn thing if the Orange Shitstain is unable to make any remarks at all because he’s not going anywhere until he arranges bail.
A second series of collectible trading cards!
I wish the judge would impose a gag rule on Trump.
racist prosecuter
third-world country
Horseface
Hunter Biden
Leading by far in the polls
Stolen election
Perfect
weaponized
totally innocent
Greenland
If he opts to go to trial, it’s entirely reasonable that he be made to shut the fuck up so he doesn’t pollute the potential jury pool.
It needs to be a bingo card, doesn’t it?
He’s already polluted the entirety of the USA with his bull shit. He self incriminates and contradicts himself constantly. Let him flap his gums. Doesn’t matter at this point.
Trump really isn’t into following rules, so I think a roll of Gorilla Tape should do instead.
Yes, this should definitely be Trump Arraignment Bingo
Surprised not have seen the word “socialist” in there yet.
And what about Hillary?? She’s going to get her feelings hurt if Donnie doesn’t include her in the blame game.
Somebody should win the bingo game if they successfully decipher his illogic.
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