Hey, it turns out you don’t have to wait until Derangement Day to play! I’ve already heard about half of the ones on my Bingo card just from magaters in the last six hours.
I’m bowing out of this one. Too easy.
“Stand back and stand by.”
“I love the poorly educated!”
The only true statement he ever said.
I’m making this statement from Moscow…
In perpetuity.
Dan
The only thing I see missing from aurora’s brilliant post is a request for money.
My money’s on:
“I sincerely regret my actions, and their effect on my family, my wife and the American people. I acted inappropriately, and even childishly at times on online media, but I am ready to cooperate in a full and fair legal process”
…I didn’t say it was a good bet, but if I’ve got it right I can buy Disney 
Y’know, if you take out the “Radical Left” part, it’s pretty much spot on.
“Biden Crime Family” in the center square.
My hopes:
“Despite the Gag order from the racist judge I will not be MMPH WHPH WHUMP MUMPH !!”
I couldn’t decide which card I wanted. I finally picked 2, and then narrowed it down to 1.
Looking forward to playing! 
I’m still holding out for a gag order, especially now that he has tipped his hand and plans to stir up shit. So hopefully there are no Trump comments after the arraignment.
Seriously, where’s his comments? I hope there was a gag order in there too.
He seems to be going directly back to Florida without pausing to speak.
As for a gag order, apparently there isn’t one (from what I heard on TV a few minutes ago), the judge told both sides to tone it down and refrain from rhetoric that incites violence.
Oh yes, I forgot about how the prosecution has been whipping up the pitchfork and torches crowd.
I think the judge was referring specifically to Michael Cohen’s non-stop media tour. He’s one of the prosecution’s primary witnesses. His lawyer, Lanny Davis, needs to step in and muzzle him.
But it was after this that Rump Jr ( brought to you by, “Coke” ) posted pictures of both the judge and his daughter on Truth Social as an implied threat.
Generally things like that aren’t tolerated.
I wonder if during the speech Trump will equate his being arrested today to Martin Luther King Jr’s assassination since today is the anniversary of that.
I hope I didn’t imply that these things were equal events, what Trump Jr. and Michael Cohen were doing. I was just clarifying what the judge had in mind when he admonished the prosecutors.
There could be consequences for Trump Jr. for doing it, but not for Trump Sr. unless it can be shown that but for instructions by Trump Sr., Trump Jr. would not have acted. And even that is iffy, because enforcement of these types of offenses is difficult. There are all kinds of issues around freedom of speech.
I think the judge made clear he was willing to “go there,” however, if the behavior does not abate.