She can afford an assistant but she can’t afford a hairdo?
You can underpay the help. God help you if you underpay the hair stylist.
She lives (or at least lived for years) in LA. Everyone has an assistant in LA, dahling.
In fact, Uber is coming out with a new service this year just for the LA market: Uber Assistant. Need an assistant for a week, or just for 20 minutes? Use Uber Assistant!
I read that he settled $20 million on her. That’s barely two nickels to rub together if you have an “accustomed lifestyle.”
No wonder she doesn’t want to pay the hairdresser. If she comes to my barber in Brooklyn, though, he’d cut her hair for twenty bucks and throw in a hot shave.
So glad the stylist is getting all the publicity she wants… for turning Maples down.
Well, you see, she said a while back that she feels it’s her “duty to tell the American people what [Donald] is really like.” But then his lawyers scared her off, so she’s obviously decided to show us instead. This is a cry for help!
It wasn’t Maples assistant who said that though, it was the stylist’s other client who originally referred her to Maples, presumably after the stylist turned down the revised offer.
And heck, Marla was a lot classier than Donald would have been - at least she told the stylist “BTW, I’m not planning on actually paying you.” BEFORE the haircut.
Back to the assistant. What would Marla Maples’ assistant’s working day consist of? Joke answers are fine, but seriously.
Finally, a plausible explanation for the mystery of Donald’s preposterous coiffure.
I’m not sure what Marla Maple’s assistant does during the workday, but after hours it is all about the shoes if I recall correctly.
Explaining to cosmetologists why their bills haven’t been paid, apparently.
What DOES Marla Maples do all day…?
Apparently her primary day job is a homeopathy/woo endorser.
I’d be taking a neverending Silkwood shower, if it were me.
Did Jane Wyman get free stuff? If so, did she get in hot water for it?
'Cos unless you’re suggesting that First Ex-wife is a position (and in this case, First Second Ex-wife), I’m not seeing a parallel.
Why are you quoting me? See post #20.
The Donald’s timing for the divorce was strategic.
People magazine 1997
Typical petty, vindictive bullshit. You aren’t really surprised, are you?
Marla signed a Trump prenup for a ONE MILLION DOLLAR settlement? God, she really just fell off of a turnip truck right in front of Trump Tower, didn’t she?
For that kind of chicken feed, I wouldn’t even tongue-kiss the short-fingered vulgarian.