Trumps [Former] New Social Media Platform

It takes a real business genius to lose money selling gambling and booze.

According to the Votemaster, the only thing individual #1 ever posted was that the election was stolen. Even Trumpers might get tired reading that over and over.

While laundering money!

teehee

Either that, or he got a nag screen warning him that the 30-day free trial on his blog software was about to expire.

And Melania wouldn’t give him her credit card number.

They were begging people to sign up.

Who knew running a blog could be so difficult?