We have a winner!
Rumpelstiltskin
I’m thinking a fish theme:
Grouper for the Pres
Dory for First Lady
How about ‘Groper’?
“Get out of town! Your nickname was never ‘Ace’. Maybe ‘Ace-hole’.”
The more I think about Agent Orange, the more appropriate it seems:
He’s toxic and should be banned.
Anything he touches is damaged goods.
Slightest exposure to him causes nausea and vomiting.
I’m stealing it.
OK, then… How about ‘Orange Dwarf’?
I think you misspelled Trumpelstiltskin.
Agent Orange is pretty good. I was thinking Tropicana, going with the orange theme. But Tropicana orange juice is pretty good, and they don’t deserve that.
“Spray Tan”
“Rape Man”
“Stubbs”
“Mr. Better-wear-his-body-armor-'cause-I-ain’t-taking-a-bullet-for-this-clown.”
The Great Pumpkin
For the Missus: “#3…and counting”
For the Kids: “Junior”, “Clone” and “#4…if the laws change”.
Tic-Tac
I think FLOTUS should be either “Cruella”, or possibly “Morticia”.
“Typhoon” would be better. Dangerous and full of hot air and bluster.
Slumlord
Bankrupt
Circus peanut?
…its Drumpfelstiltskin…!
Spinning Gold Into Straw at Fort Knox…
HillaryLicker
Chester