hmmmm…
Creaky, truth or dare?
I like spanking 9 young girls.
[QUOTE=Creaky]
[QUOTE=Anaamika]
Creaky, T or D?
Creaky. Revenant. Same question.
Which superhero do you most admire, and why?
And if Liberty wishes to answer and stop suffering, it’s OK by me. 
Dare.
I like spanking 10 young girls.
Um…I’ll take a…dare because, you know, my username is dare_devil007_ and all.
Remember: I’m only 15!! 
Let’s hear *your *confessional letter.
You’re a lawyer, right? You’re caught…er…spanking the daughter of a very important client. Her father is pissed as nails, and threatening to take it to the press and completely destroy your reputation.
Apologize in a letter!
it’s that bad, eh?
Hmm, good question. I think i’ll have to go with Arsenal, because he kicked his heroin habit. Go Speedy! 
Oh, and truth or dare, Anaamika?
I cannot say that I am well-versed
in the heroes of the universe
but if I were forced to choose
(and wouldn’t you, if you were in my shoes?)
I would pick someone strong, handsome, and wise
Someone you could televize…
I liked the Spiderman movie
(Toby Maguire’s quite groovy)
And since nothing’s as cool
as radioactive spider drool…
Ok. Pick one person who has participated in this thread and construct two flattering limericks about them.
Revenant, truth, please!
Liberty, bravo!
Please sing the praises in at least 50 words of having a colonoscopy .
Idle Thoughts is dead sexy !!
Dear Steve:
Before you make a final decision on the matter we spoke about after your unexpected appearance in my office yesterday afternoon, I feel there are some things I should make clear.
First of all, I know your daughter is the apple of your eye, and you’ll always see her as the charming young maiden that needs her dad’s protection and guidance.
But she’s an adult. And while I realize I’m quite a bit older than she is, I am an adult as well.
I’m very sorry you had to learn of our relationship in the way you did, and I’m very sorry that the relationsip you discovered so unexpectedly was so unconventional, in more than one way. You’re undoubtedly not in the mood to hear dispassionate analysis from any source - least of all me - but it’s as hard for a parent to come to grips with his child’s sexuality as the reverse is. And just as I’m sure you wouldn’t have been comfortable with Anna walking in on you, so, too was she absolutely mortified that you walked in and discovered us.
But the reality is, Steve, that as upset as I know you are, what you saw was nothing more than your adult daughter doing things that are, as an adult, perfectly within her rights - and mine - to do.
I know, too, you feel a sense of professional betrayal, and I am perfectly prepared to transfer your file to another partner or associate of your choice. But consider that SHE was never my client - you were. And although you may picture that what I was doing was hurting her, I assure you, without the slightest self-consciousness, that what was going on was something SHE wanted, and not something that was forced upon her.
Our professional relationship has been of great advantage to both of us through the years. I hope that you can put aside your anger, and your embarrassment as a father, and realize that what you saw was nothing wrong… however it might have seemed. It was perhaps wrong of me to risk your discovery like this, and for that I ask you forgiveness and understanding; for choosing your daughter, I have neither regrets nor apologies. And I hope you understand that, too.
Yours sincerely,
Bricker
I like spanking 11 young girls.
:: sits here in stunned admiration of Bricker’s letter ::
WOW!
Bricker’s story makes sense, but then you read his sig line…
And Anaamika, If you could relive one moment of your life, either to change it or to expirience it again, what would it be?
Anaamika, my love,
What are you most afraid of?
(is this five posts yet? and if you already answered this, subsitute “afraid” with “embarrassed” or “enamored” or somesuch word ;))
I would dearly love to visit India again, but you said one moment. How long is a moment? But actually I do have one…the very first time in my life I said “I love you” to someone and they said it back. That first flush of love…
Physically: suffocating. Drowning doesn’t scare me as much. I’m thinking of plastic bag over the head, etc.
Emotionally: Growing old & dying alone.
I’ll be gone for a few hours, but T or D anyone? When I come back I’ll distribute them!
(With apologies to “My Darlin Clementine”)
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, colonoscopy time!
Oh most scary, exploration
That feels much like violent crime.
Now you’re stuck there, at the doctor’s
With a smock that’s got no back
Nether regions hanging out there
Waiting for a gloved attack
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, colonoscopy time!
Oh most scary, exploration
That feels much like violent crime.
Comes the glove now, and the finger
That’s not the worst of the offense
They’re just the front lines, the advance troops
Metal scope feels… immense
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, colonoscopy time!
Oh most scary, exploration
That feels much like violent crime.
Now it’s in there, taking pictures
Of some very private scenes
It’s a exit, not an entrance
For an intruding, cold machine
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, colonoscopy time!
Oh most scary, exploration
That feels too much like violent crime.
Conservative leader of Britain
Oh how I admire thee so
Dismantling the nanny state
And crushing your Argentine foe.
You got along with Reagan
And ruled for over a decade
But I would like nothing more
Than to share a Mike’s Hard Lemonade
With you and your Cabinet
Most Conservative of them all
And together we can toast
The Labour Party’s fall.
Oh Margaret, lady of Iron
I truly do adore you
Despite that people may think
That a liberal must abhor you.
–
Ouch. Okay, hit me again. Truth, please.
From somebody who has felt the indignity of an on colonoscopy,
Bravo, well-done