You do realise prospective employers will take these into account as “character proofs” 
Ok, truth me!
[QUOTE=Anaamika]
[QUOTE=Creaky]
This was the toughest question so far. If you’s asked me to name a supervillain it would have been a piece of cake.
But. Having thought hard, I’d say Ben Grimm of the Fantastic Four.
Mainly, I guess, because he really got more than just superpowers when he flew through the cosmic storm; it changed his appearance to something *ugly * forever. (At least he thought it was forever. At one point Reed Richards posited that Ben could probably change himself back and forth between Thing and human form at will but was subconsciously blocking himself.)
Anyhow, Ben is a great, big, tough, scary-looking guy on the outside, but truly good and kind and gentle inside. He’s making the best of a bad situation and actually much braver than his snotty friend Reed Richards. He’s also a war hero and an ace pilot. What more could ya want? 
Oh my God, Bricker…
I just read your colonscopy song. I am cracking up bigtime!
“Gloved attack”!!! Oh, dear God, what a great phrase. All of it was hilarious. You oughta guest on “Prairie Home Companion” or something, dude!
Everyone on the Dope can say
That Mika brightens the day.
She’s really pretty.
Now, I’ll end this ditty
Because I have nothing left to say.
Okay, so I lied and I’m back again
To say that Mika rates a ten.
Never fear.
She’s always here
Because she’s always got a hand to lend.
Thank you, thank you. I’m here all week. 
I’ll take a truth from the both of you.
liberty3701 No, I am sorry, it looks like you put the whole of your ass into working on that one. 
I’ll take another dare, if somebody wants to give me one.
Au contrair, mon frere,
I just have a very big ass.
Somebody truth me!
These dares sucketh!
So as you step out of your favorite sushi place at Fell’s Point, what do you seeing idling at the curb but a 1981 DMC-12 DeLorean, complete with flux capacitor. It’s idling but no one’s in it.
Do you steal it, and, if you do… what’s the first setting you plug into the time controls?
I like spanking 11 young girls.
Just for that, I’ll ask you a question.
What book have you read from a genre you are ashamed of for exisiting?
I’ll take a truthiness from someone.
Truth again. I’m a creature of habit!
I dare you… to write a poem to Bricker convincing him to leave Mrs. Bricker for you !
*(But I will say that I always wanted an older brother for just that purpose. Yes, I reckon I have issues…!)
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Explain this in a bit more detail.
I like spanking 13 young girls.
Okay. I always wanted a tall, handsome older brother --maybe three or four years older-- who looked basically like me. That is, tall, slender, dark hair and eyes, fair skin. Except he’d be male and have nice muscles and hair where I don’t, etc. We’d have been lovers (probably not so secretly) since adolescence. Eventually he’d have to concede that I’d need to move beyond the bounds of family and find a “real” boyfriend, but we’d still be close. Just not physically anymore.
See, I am just self-centered enough to think that the thought of essentially having sex with myself, or more accurately, having sex with somebody almost just like me, is a real hoot!!
Stealing is wrong!
I would not set it to any time at all. Instead, I would drive it to a store to steal, or maybe buy one heck of a lot of computers, tv-tuner cards, and external hard drives. Then I would steal one heck of a lot of silver bars, AND THEN set my time machine to New Years day, 1978, so that I could live through the eighties again. I would try and make some things better for the post 1992s future, but my favorite decade I would leave alone. While I relieved the decade, I would archive all the TV output of the decade, pop-culture, toys, food, etc.
Or perhaps I would simply wait for the owner to come back, and politely propose a modified version of the above, without the interference and the theft.
:smack: I meant that to read:
In college, I found some Babysitters Club books someone had given me when I was younger, but I never read them … until that fateful day. Interesting lives these babysitters live.
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I like spanking 14 young girls.
Your name isn’t Dollanganger, is it? 
I like spanking 15 young girls.
Oh, my God!! I had think about that for a minute! But I remember now. Weren’t those some scary-ass books by a Victoria Something? There were a few, right? I seem to rememebr them as *Dolls in the Attic * or somesuch? I actually read a couple of those. Hey, maybe that’s what did it!! Man, those books actually freaked me out. I remember a really *mean * grandmother playing a big part in the plot! Am I right??!!
Whoa, weird.