As in have romantic feelings for them penguin? Not really, flirting threads aside, penguin. As in enjoy looking for and reading their posts penguin? Many of the posters in this thread, along with misnomer, Ashes, Ashes, and pinkfreud to name a few off the top of my head penguin.
Nope. Closest was being asked to slow-dance by a co-worker of mine when we were in a bar that would have permitted same-sex slow dances… but I declined. Or being offered several New Years’ Eve kisses from men when I worked dinner theater… again, though, I dodged.
I love this. Particularly “Head Penguin”. Hee hee!
I’ve had someone take numerous nude pics of me. My former boyfriend took many, many. Great fun! My first boyfriend did a few student “art” films of me naked as well. Was actually sort of a hobby for a few years. I don’t mind nudity, mine or others’. I just don’t see myself out in public directing traffic in the altogther, ya know?
Truth.
This post makes 6 down, 4 to go (there’s 1 in the Miata thread). Help me out, someone, the clock’s ticking!
::grins merrily::
The thread tempts me. Mightly.
But in deference to our host’s concerns…
I will choose to advertise that …
I like spanking young girls.
Have you ever called your sweetheart by the wrong name?
Ahhhh, Fuck. Me and my big mouth. OK, here goes:
Ode to a Small, Green Lump of Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning
George W. Bush! To me the “W” stands for “Wow, what a sexy stud.” Even as a straight man, I would let “W” have his way with me. When he starts talking about Social Security reform, I get all week in the knees. When he mentions “Bird Flu,” I find my self sporting an erection. I love his sharp, witty wordplay and his wise and sagely countenance. Whenever I heard the wind in the trees it whispers the name, “Bush.”
I need a shower and a drink.
You are another doper whose posts I enjoy reading penguin. 
Two left for me. One is over in the Vanilla Coke thread in Cafe Society. YaWanna’s posts are hard to see this way. But they really make the thread pretty.
Truth me.
I like spanking young girls.
Personally, I get a kick out of seeing:
Depends. Does calling them God in the throes of passion count?
T or D, YaWanna?
Do you have, erm, big hands & feet?
I’ll take another truth.
Whoops! My “tribute” is too long for a sig. I’ll let you pick out one or two choice lines for my sig.
Name a Doper you have a crush on!
Well, I don’t know if I have… eh… movie-size hands and feet.
But I can tell you that in the gym shower, I’ve never been self-conscious about hands and feet.
I like spanking young girls.
This is working out much better for me than the games in high school and early college did.
BWAHAHAHA! Followed up the sig line, even better.