Jack Dean Tyler would be so pleased!
WARNING: The link to the page “HOW DOES THE DILE WORK?” contains a gif of the DILE at work-including a penis. A small penis. Maybe THAT is the guy’s problem, not the lack of a foreskin.
He’s also very, very confused:
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Divide to elevate the tension? Do I want to entrust my penis to a man who thinks that elevation = lowering?
No.
Also the D.I.A.L. device is made up of components including "[ul]
[li]The modified toothpaste cap serves as a ‘nut’[/li][li]The molded Friendly Plastic[/li][/ul]
#1) Do I want to entrust my penis to something that uses a toothpaste tube cap as a ‘nut’?
#2) Have I ever met any plastic I’d describe as “friendly”, molded or not (other than that one time when I met the channel 4 anchorwoman)?
and Weirddave, you didn’t warn me that the animated gif of the guy inserting the D.I.A.L. into his peewee (and boy, is it!) also had pictures of a Nerf Arrow and a razorblade. I’m gonna be cringing all day.
On the other hand, he’s not a creationist
Although I gotta admit, given the name, I’m now picturing a '60s style action/spy/thriller series: The Man from D.I.A.L.:
Fenris
I have to admit, I figured it out after reading what this guy posted as a testimonial. He says:
So, this says to me that this guy was the KING of two pumps and a trickle. After streaching and mutilating his dick, it’s no longer so sensitive, so he dosen’t just shoot at the sight of a woman. The gif is quite interesting, if bizarre. As evilbeth said : “It looks like he’s making a little Jughead hat for his dick.”
omigod
you just made me pee
“…this allowed me to basically protect my glans from the great feeling of being inside her…”
Lordamighty…
My brain just tried to puke this information back out.
And who the hell does NOT want more feeling???
Nope . . . not gonna do it.
As soon as I saw the words “Tug-Ahoy” I knew better that there are some places a man shouldn’t go [sub]like the menustration thread and good Lord did I suffer for that one![/sub]
So I ain’t going to click on that link. Some doors man was never meant to open.
Just thought you should know . . .