Turkey Day 2001-What are your picks?

I’ll start off with “First Spaceship On Venus” and a gutbusting serving of “Manos-The Hands of Fate”, with maybe a littie bit of “Mitchell” for dessert.


Don’t eat me! I’ve got a wife and kids! Eat them!

Oh my. Everything looks so good. But that might be because I like cheese. To start I’ll have a large helping of “I Accuse My Parents” (I’ll sprinkle some “Mr. B-Natural” on it, of course), a large bowl of “Girl’s Town” with extra Mamie Van Hooters please, a dollop of “Teenage Crime Wave” and…ooooOOooOH! lookit the “Beatniks”! It looks soooOOo yummy! I just have to try some. Would anyone mind if I just pick a few sampo out of “The Day the Earth Froze”? I think there’s room on my plate for just a bit!

And for dessert, I’ll finish the meal up with a “Big Stupid” sized slab of “The Girl In Lover’s Lane” (with Jack Elan, not Jack LaLane).

Fenris

Nobody wants the fresher stuff? More for me, then. I’ll have some Prince of Space and Quest of the Delta Knights with a side of Timechasers and a tall glass of Invasion of the Neptune Men, if you please. And, ooh, maybe a little The Brain That Wouldn’t Die for old time’s sake…

Appetizer…They saved Hitlers Brain

Main Course…Zombie Lake

Side dish…Redneck Zombies

Dessert…Blood Feast