Why would anybody want to watch this crap? Borriing!
I would also nominate “American Pickers”-who wants to watch two guys comb through junkpiles?
Agreed. I honestly don’t understand why so many people seem to love this show so much.
Anything with Gordan Ramsey, other than the UK version of “Kitchen Nightmares”
The Simpsons
CSI, especially CSI Miami
The Trump or Martha Stewart The Apprentice. I saw one series of the UK version which wasn’t too bad & I’m quite enjoying the NZ version.
I used to enjoy Survivor but I’m sick of it now. Same goes for any off the knock off versions.
I used to enjoy Two & a half Men, but it should have finished a couple of series ago.
Everybody Loves Raymond.
Coronation St
Other than a NZ “comedy” Melody Rules, the most unfunny show I’ve ever see was a UK one called something like “A half pint of lager & a packet of crisps.”
I’m sure theres more, but these are the ones that first came to mind.
I despise many of the current crop of sitcoms, including SDMB favorites like The Big Bang Theory. It’s just not funny, and I really don’t understand why people think it’s funny (not judging, I seriously don’t get it!) I also hate Two and a Half Men.
Most of all, I hate the fact that there are SO MANY cop shows and medical dramas on. Can we try a little diversity? Just a bit?
I don’t watch anything with any regularity. I’m serious.
From time to time I flip around and settle on either a sporting event, news, a documentary, a quirky British show, or a quirky Canadian show like Corner gas. Most of the time my wife and kids put something on and I read or do other stuff.
I find the vast majority of shows to be vapid. I don’t make a distinction between shows and commercials because they are one and the same. Shows wouldn’t exist unless they could sell tampons, beer, cars and laundry detergent.
I’m not a snob, but TV really, really, really is terrible.
I’ve had friends convince me that certain shows are really funny. I try to watch them and find absolutely zero entertainment. I like to think I’m intelligent and have a good sense of humour, but TV is fucking bad.
Monty Python = good.
Police Squad = good.
60 Minutes = good.
News = good.
Documentary = good.
The rest = shit.
Great; thanks to YOU, I’m having a mind picture of, “Roving gangs of feral Duggar children terrorize America!” headlines.
I believe you’re missing the point of these shows (well, at least Judge Judy) - Judge Judy yells at these idiots! That’s what I watch them for. I especially love the narcissistic little brats who have never been told “no” before in their lives running up against Judy. 
I absolutely detest The Apprentice. This was an interesting and innovative show in the first couple of seasons, but this whole celebrity nonsense with scum like Blago is just shameful.
I agree with you, Cat Whisperer, Judge Judy is OK with me, she’s in a class of her own and she is STILL yelling at astonished dullards and telling them to shut. up.!
Thaaaaaaaank you, my wife watches that show and I have to leave the room when she does. She believes in ghosts, which is fine, they pretend they’re doing science which is not.
Some shows are bad, but I think this one is also harmful.
I tried really hard to like Heroes, because it was so popular and everyone was talking about it. I generally like most TV shows, even the vapid ones (I totally watched Jersey Shore!), but Heroes was just too silly for me.
Now, if there was a Hiro show, I’d watch that
My friends were (and still are AFAIK) in love with Heroes, but I just couldn’t get into it. It got way too convoluted way too fast and I just didn’t care what happened to the characters.
Agreed. And my top entry into that last category is the Larry David snoozefest called “Curb Your Enthusiasm”. I mean, I think Larry is a funny guy, I liked “Seinfeld” (mostly). But “Curb” is so, so, SO far from being funny that it almost hurt me the few times I tried to watch it. I gave it multiple chances but it just never, ever got even onto the same continent as funny.
Sticking with this, Manswers seemed like my kinda show. It’s terrible. I can’t stand the over-the-top announcers voice and sound clips. I even hate the way they interject bikini-clad women for no reason, and I normally like that. It takes 15 minutes to answer something that could have been answered in 15 seconds.
I’m a big fan of How I Met Your Mother, but it has run out of steam lately. I could see how a newcomer wouldn’t find it funny. They really need to just wrap it up.
ETA: Same with Heroes. It has really dropped off. The first season and parts of the 2nd were brilliant (IMHO). Now I watch it out of habit.
I was hoping to like it, but watching **V **tonight was a painful, painful experience. Everything was awful - the writing, acting, the CGI “sets,” the lighting, the costumes. At every commercial break I asked my boyfriend if it was over yet, because EVERY act ended with a corny “gotcha” line and a swoopy music cue. But, sadly, there was so much more to go.
Being a fan of the cheesy-bad fun of the original series, BF is disappointed too, but I think if he intends to watch it again in my presence I’ll be forced to put on noise- cancelling headphones and browse the Dope instead. I can NOT take another hour of THAT.
ETA: along the line of MsWhatsit’s comment, I normally like Sci-fi type stuff so I had high hopes for V. Even if it was bad, I was hoping for it to be entertainingly bad. Alas, no.
Aaaaaaaaaaaghhh!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaghhh!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaghhh!!! scrubs brain out with wire brush
Anyway, even though I can forgive some of the ridiculous conventions of most police procedurals, there is a line I cannot cross without wanting to throw a brick through my TV, and that is CSI. Holy fuck, there’s not a minute in those shows that isn’t excruciating! How it came to be so popular when it’s so embarrassingly and rudely patronising is beyond me.
Anything that has a male character with overly-manicured, “dainty” eyebrows. I find myself staring at the area where his normal eyebrows used to be.
One of the good points of watching TV alone is that I’m never forced to watch anything I dislike. So I it’s hard to build up a “hate” for any show.
Except that, during last night’s Lost, the screen was festooned with a red “V” & a countdown to the return of that show. And there was a lot happening on Lost–involving subtitles, notes & alternate timelines. The whole series is wrapping up & lots of people are trying to make sense of it!
I’d watched most of this V; I, too, don’t mind a bit of cheese. But that stupid promotion convinced me to switch the channel after Lost. (Besides, “Juliet” left Lost for a role on V–leaving Sawyer with the atrocious Kate.)
CSI in any incarnation. Seriously is this show Law & Order for retards? The show seems to think that detectives, CSI investigators, chemists, physicists, and a wide variety of other professions are all the same profession. I don’t really like Law & Order or its spin offs, but I get it. It’s show that take’s “ripped from the headlines” stories and simplifies the justice system without the complexity of season long story arcs or deep character development. CSI is Law & Order after taking stupid pills.
I cannot understand the Real Housewives of where ever shows. I mean the women on them don’t even seem to be particularly wealthy. Who wants to watch some aging upper middle class women go out to lunch? I was going to say “go out to lunch and manufacture minor pointless social drama,” but I’m not even sure these shows do that.
I don’t really like Two and a Half Men but I’m going to put in a good word for it anyway. I’d much rather watch a show dependent on crude and cliched sex jokes than a show which completely revolves around a buffoon getting bitched out regularly by his wife, which seems to be the entire basis for 90 percent of what’s on TV.
Any talk show other than Ellen, which I only find amusing because I love Ellen. Any reality show. In the beginning I liked that home makeover show but then it tried to be some sort of awww tearjerker type show. I don’t do any amateur singing/dancing shows or shows where people do stupid/dangerous/icky stuff for prizes. I don’t like shows with a lot of violence, like those murder mystery shows, although I will sit through one if I’m drawn in.
Mostly I like House, Lost and Thursdays on NBC.
I Love Lucy–maybe you Ricky, but not me! Bleech! Here’s the show in a nutshell:
“No, Lucy, you can’t (be in the show, meet celeb of the week, etc)”
“WAAAH!”
wacky hijinks ensue