Huh. Earlier today I found out I was elite, and now I discover I’m classy too! Now if only someone calls me stylish I can die a happy man. Maybe if I comb my hair.
And now strictly unofficially…
I believe I hold the record among mods for blandness, and probably am in the running among general posters as well. I’ve been around since rock was invented but this is the first time I’ve ever been Pitted!.
I can now stand tall, scarred but proud, an equal among equals with fascistic oppressers like bibliophage, xash, Dr. Matrix, SamClem and Ukulele Ike.
But…for this?!
Somehow it sort of fizzles for sweep and majesty, y’know?
Oh well.
Officially Pitted,
Veb
You have hair? Now that’s just flaunting.
Your jackboots are in the mail.
Some of the greatest people in history came from humble beginnings, ya know? Keep working on it and one day, you too might receive such pittings as Coldfire or Uncle Beer.
Trying switching footwear from your Cookie Monster slippers to some nice, leather jack-boots. It’s hard to be a jack-booted thug without 'em!
Oops, I see in preview This Year’s Model beat me to the footwear idea. Damn.
That’s what you get for being so goddamned reasonable all the time. You need to polish up your snarky comments.
I seem to remember a pitting of you by Liberal upon his discovery of your position as Pit mod, which you then closed by virtue of it being a joke. Do I remember correctly? Has that thread been disappeared? Or are just ashamed because your first pitting was so lame?
There is a small part of me that wonders…
Now keep in mind that we are getting into tin-foil hat territory here and this is only conjecture, I am not accusing anyone of anything, but what if grienspace is so sure of USAMAs intent because, and again this is only just a what if, grieny created the USAMA name himself to have something to rant on about? I find it odd that this USAMA has posted nary a word.
But then, if that were true, then grienspace would probably come in as USAMA and post something inflamitory to prove himself right. That hasn’t happened yet, so I guess I am likely wrong. But if USAMA does do that, it still doesn’t prove anything.
Or this could all have come to mind because I have been running a 100+ degree temp for three days now, and am a little addled right now.
Oh and Congrats TVeblen on the pitting, altho it is a bit of a lame one.
This certainly elicited a chuckle.
Stanley Obama, of course! 
Though Barrak S. could be kinda funny…
Or if Osama Bin Ladin married Barrak Obama, he’d be Osama Obama!
I think I just hurt my brain… 
I must be addled, too, because that was precisely my first thought.
Well, yes, in a sense, but I think the idea is not to get rid of ignorant people, but instead to help them overcome their ignorance.
Some of 'em resist pretty vigorously though, which is why we have mods to decide the moment at which expending further effort on them is simply feeding hay to a dead horse.
Anyway. The score do far:
grienspace: 0
TVeblen: 70
Make of it what you will.
One more vote cast for grienspace being a total fucking douchebag.
Loopydude’s post on page 2 of the locked thread made me laugh out loud.
Oh, sure – a dead horse that eats the hay and comes back to life, still stinking of carrion!!!
You heard it here first, folks: grienspace is a zombiequine.
…what?
ivylass, you are absolutely correct. Usually, I leave these posts untyped. The way to combat rudeness is not with more rudeness.
grienspace, I offer my humble apologies for making fun and being rude, two traits I do not abide in others when directed towards me. I should not have done so towards you.
Seriously, though, dude, you need to lighten up. Your first thread was not entirely called for, and this one only highlights it.
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grienspace, I agree with Ink a dink a dink [I’ve always wanted to type that name] :
Is that an Easter Egg in Tie Fighter? Here I thought the various Body Parts of the Emperor awards were da shizzy, but now you say there’s all these Fuckhead Medals and associated addon units? Tell me more!
Several folks tried to point that out in the first thread, too.
I can appreciate why you’d not take that advice, especially from some one like me, who more often than not disagrees strongly w/you, but perhaps you recall that my most recent comment to you was in support -
in any event. You may have been correct about USAMA’s intentions. We don’t know. HOwever, since they’d not posted yet, it was indeed a pre-emptive. So, apparently you thought the person was a troll, troublemaker, perhaps a sock, at the very least some one who should be kept an eye on.
and the Powers That Be here have made it pretty damn clear that their preferred method for getting such information is by email. that’s why they have that ‘report this post’ feature. I suspect that had you done so, there may have been a request for a postername change, maybe not, but we’ll never know now. IN any event, pitting someone for being a troll is specifically frowned on. And not all that good of a thing if you merely think they’re going to be one.
So, the original pit thread was “bad idea”. A mod closing a “bad idea” thread is common. Veb’s comments to you weren’t as snide as many I’ve seen from mods in their thread closures. YOur choice then was to either learn from you original mistake (taking out a thread vs. email) or not to.
YOu still have a choice again. HOpefully you’ll choose wisely.
to Veb - Back when I ran a correction center, my supervisor was a ‘yeller’. She’d raise her voice and scream at folks on a regular basis. People accepted it w/o complaint. I, OTOH have never been a “yeller”. One day, however, something happened (can’t remember what, doesn’t matter) and I raised my voice. Damn did I hear about it. “You yelled at me!!!” it’s the contrast in styles w/in the person that leads to the reaction I think.
Yeah. Well, you’ve got a long way to go before you catch up with CK Dexter Haven, anyway. But I guess it’s a start.