I dunno how well this will work, but if it’s funny enough we can do a whole series of “Tweet the…” games.
You get 140 characters to reproduce the Bible. Here goes:
Light!
Eden
Eve bad
Off lawn!
Incest
Jews
Moses moseys
10 laws
Jesus
Golden Rule
betrayal
death
rebirth
Christians
good times ahead!
@Noah - Loser, stop with the boat. NeighbAsso. pissed about animals 2. U done.
@Job- Kids dead. Health gone. Broke. Boils. Wife nagging. WTF fuck else is going to happen? Finally some good news, friends are dropping by.
@Jonah- It’s not so bad when you get used to it- the lungs make nice pillows. Worst thing is the smell- think geriatric harem.
You folks seem to know tweet speak better than me, but the idea is to tweet the WHOLE bible.
I can totally imagine Job as a single facebook post and comment thread.
With most of the comments being
and an occasional “I WISH I just had your problems…”.