I don’t really particularly care for her. I mostly keep her around for the aquarium of audacious viewpoints. I haven’t seen her IRL in years.
ETA: I was tempted, though.
Sorry, Victoria. Once upon a time some crazy dude suggested we all “render unto Ceasar” when it came to earthly matters, and that’s what we’ve been doing. I don’t recall him telling us to set him up as head of our government.
I’ve seen Brits use nig-nog online. That one almost sounds like a holiday drink: “Man, I got so ripped on nig-nog at the office Christmas party I peed on the copier!”
Well, for starters, it can’t be descrimination because there’s no such thing.
Can’t your kind be bothered to learn English?
They must think Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day is nonfiction. “I think I’ll move to Australia.”
Not to mention the mandatory abortions and gay weddings.
Oh no! They have britted up ‘nigger’?? Man. They just can’t stop. First they wanna call fries ‘chips’. Then, they want to call a diaper a ‘nappy’. But they go to far when they wanna cutesy up our good American slurs with their British chip chip cheerio shit.
Night Fighter sounds like an off-brand superhero. “An evil super-robot is attacking the city! Quick, call Superman – oh, he’s busy? Call Batman! …on vacation in the Cayman Islands, huh? Well, shit, who else do we have? Is the robot in the water? Can we do Aquama–no? Crap. Well…there’s always Night Fighter. I guess.”
I don’t know, Night Fighter sounds more like the name of a generic Nyquil or overnight anti-diarrheal medication or something. “Tired of those colds keeping you up during the night? Night Fighter™ will destroy those pesky symptoms and let you get the sleep you deserve!”
Make sure to take a picture of their faces when they get there and find out that the main opposition party in parliament right now self-describes as a “democratic socialist party”.
Night Fighter sounds like a cool superhero, like an elseworlds Batman or maybe a straight-up super-soldier focused on night reconnaissance missions deep behind enemy lines. He has super-healing, enhanced retinas and a cornea that selectively becomes opaque to different wavelengths of light, and Liefeld-esque pockets. Oh, the pockets he shall have!
(OK, I’ve gone from appreciating racist free-verse to imagining 90s Anti-Heroes. And I’m OK with that.)
I don’t have any good ones to share 
The only one so far was “I want to vomit” on my facebook feed right after the election was called. Then the same person went on to say something about asking for depression tips on pinterest.
I’d place it as more of a competitor for No- Doz. “Got finals? Need to study late? Night Fighter™ will get you through to dawn’s early light!”**
**Night Fighter™ is a registered trademark of Arthur Daniels Hartland. Arthur Daniels Hartland not responsible for psychosis induced by lack of sleep. Side effects of Night Fighter™ include nausea, heartburn, vomiting, itchy rash, blurred vision, anal leakage, and narcolepsy. Do not take Night Fighter™ to cure symptoms of narcolepsy caused by Night Fighter™.
I’m reminded of an old bit of Silver Age goofiness: “Exit Batman: Enter Nightman!”
Do NOT TAUNT NIGHT FIGHTER!
Dammit, you beat me to it. :smack:
It’s ok to laugh at them because it’s not really happening.
The first time, we were just fooled by slick marketing.
Or, half the conspiracy theories said all along that for some reason he was going to wait until he no longer had to face the voters to establish himself as dictator, and the other have changed to accommodate the fact that he didn’t.
The shame is that it would be a good name for one of those, but now they obviously can’t use it.
I, for one, am offended by this usurpation of our traditional racial epithets.
When will this horror end?
I propose we carpet bomb Chelsey. Primarily because I dislike their football team.
Harrumph.
— Four More Years Of Barack And Michelle Being Adorable Together In The White House
These are the kinds of things that make me happy to be human.
It’s not a tweet, but this person berating Cecil is obviously not amused with Obama’s reelection. 