Tweets from people who are really not happy with the election results

Whether you’re pregnant or not. Or a guy. Todd Akin’s doctor friend said this kind of shit happens all the time, so it must be true.

The Dems mobilised the Slut Vote.

And the Slut Demographic is so much bigger than the Rapist Demographic the Republicans were banking on. That Obama. He’s like Rasputin, Machiavelli and Karl Rove all rolled into one.

Can nobody save us from him?

“I demand a refund” - Netanyahu

It must enrage the far right that Obama seems to have no interest whatsoever in other women. They seem genuinely in love with each other.

My husband and I have been together for 20 yrs (10 married) and we are still stupid in love and making fools of ourselves, but I don’t know how it would have fared under the public eye.

the 2nd and 3rd links in the OP actually make me very sad, and I’m not even a citizen here (yet)

fubbleskag, the trouble with the internet is that the loud-mouthed idiot at the end of the bar now has a global reach for his verbal diarrhea.

And that London appears to be pretty diverse…

I spent much of college seeking out this demographic with very little success.

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Not to mention the mandatory abortions

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The mandatory gay weddings will be hard on a lot of guys too…

And what have the Romans ever given us in return?

For all we know, she may be right. While the Democratic Party is largely made up of Christians, there may be some atheistic roman Democrat Party out there. Thankfully, they don’t have very much voter share.

Yeah! I’ve never even seen an aqueduct!

Now I have a mental image of her writing these tweets while sitting around drunk in a bathrobe eating popcorn, a la the opening bit of last night’s Colbert Report.

Has it occurred to any of them that Obama’s election is God’s will. Jesus was a Liberal after all.

Total radical.

And trade us some of that healthcare I keep hearing about…

Ladies and Gentlemen: Ted Nugent!

Isn’t Ted Nugent supposed to be in jail or dead now? How soon after Obama’s re-election is that to to take place? I want to make sure I have access to TV and the internet when it happens.

I think we’ve got until next April for Ted to be dead or in jail.

Apart from his right-wing rantings, has Ted ever done anything noteworthy other than his one hit song?

Don’t tell them that two out of the three party leaders self-identify as atheists. The third isn’t much of a religious man either. Ed’s dad Ralph was an actual proper Marxist too.