He did claim to crap his pants in order to get out of the Vietnam draft. He backtracked on that embarassing claim later, but he did get himself a 1-Y deferment, which is the “only use this guy during a national emergency” deferment.
Strangely, I don’t have a problem with this. 
Someone else to blame for not cleaning the bathroom (instead of myself).
And I can always take the Republican Road and just cheat on him when I want (straight) sex.
It’s incomprehensible to me that Romney lost with the support of celebrities like Nugent, Victoria Jackson, Meat Loaf and The Donald. Creme de la creme…
Like everything. It’s all in The Bible.
‘By their friends shall ye know them.’
Ted supports the troops! Not by, you know, actually enlisting and serving, but through song.
He was responsible for this (#8 - Cracked article - sorta maybe NSFW).
And let’s not forget his earlier quote: “Obama, he’s a piece of shit. I told him to suck on my machine gun.” “Hey Hillary. You might want to ride one of these into the sunset, you worthless bitch.”
I was impressed how Republicans came out in droves to denounce him and distance themselves from such a violent, misogynistic, lunatic (damn, no sarcasm smiley).
A choice selection from the Texas Observer…
Tweets plus some gems from a newletter based in Lumberton–deep in East Texas. Near Vidor…
You might want to point out that one simply can’t move to Canada any easier than one can simply move to the United States. By the time they are accepted you’ll be in another election.
ETA: I’m pretty sure you’d find the same in other countries mentioned.
I guess Mordor is out of the question then.
This one is obviously satire, but it’s funny.
I see what you did there. 
Maybe they’ll claim to be running away from the Vietnam War.
They should go on a mission instead.
I agree with them, at least on this point: Texas should secede and should become a haven for like minded douchebags.
Hey, there are some perfectly sane and reasonable Texans, and I know them both!
It’s funny on so many levels that those ignorant bastards are all Republicans living in the 1900s.
Doesn’t Texas have to abide by federal law? So what the hell difference does it make if these loonies do move there? I guess it would help keep the state red from the increasing number of Hispanics…
It would be nice to have all the crazy racists in one area though
Yesterday’s email says let 'em secede:
Dear Red States:
We’re ticked off at your Neanderthal attitudes and politics and we’ve
decided we’re leaving.
We in the Blue States intend to form our own country .
In case you aren’t aware that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon,
Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the rest of the Northeast.
We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and especially
to the people of the new country of The Enlightened States of America
(E.S.A).
To sum up briefly:
You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.
We get stem cell research and the best beaches.
We get Andrew Cuomo and Elizabeth Warren. You get Bobby Jindal and Todd Akin.
We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.
We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
We get Harvard. You get Ole’ Miss.
We get 85 percent of America’s venture capital and entrepreneurs. You
get Alabama.
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states
pay their fair share.
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the
Christian Coalition’s, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a
bunch of single moms.
With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the
country’s fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92%
of the nation’s fresh fruit, 95% of America’s quality wines (you can
serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of
the high tech industry, most of the US low sulphur coal, all living
redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools
plus Chicago, Johns Hopkins, Boston College, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.
With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese
Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US
mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99%
of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush
Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.
We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.
38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by
a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we’re discussing the death
penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that
Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you righties believe you
are people with higher morals then we lefties.
We’re taking the good weed too. You can have that crap they grow in Mexico.
Sincerely,
Citizen of the Enlightened States of America
This looks like the right place for this. Drunk woman on youtube pissed over obama reelection.
Somebody added a light jazz background, which helps take the edge off just a bit 
I’m listening to her 24-minute Youtube as I type. I’m going to click it off soon, but I do feel that my understanding of Romney voters has been enhanced by listening to her insights!
Ha ha.
I’m enjoying the rant. Apparently no one listened to, or shared, her eloquently composed blogs, Facebook posts or Youtube videos. This is why Obama won; no one shared her internet posts. Damn you America!