T'were a bloody great 'orse bit her on thigh!

[NurseCarmen]

Blimey. Now I ere dat dem goots’l do such a ting, but a 'orse? Mare ora colt?

[The_Weird_One]

@eleanorigby

psst. that was the joke: daft instead of draft.

Never mind.

Roight. Oi’ll just crawl under this rock, then. :o

[ratatoskK]

Does this have something to do with “Always” pads?