Twitter bans MyPillow corporate account after Mike Lindell uses it to circumvent personal Twitter ban

OMG, that site is delicious. Grifting grifters gotta grift, I guess …but it’s all insanely overpriced junk. Insanely overpriced junk you can review online!

I just posted this review of a $60 throw blanket…

The blanket is nice and soft, good for soothing the hurt butts of losing losers who lost the 2020 election big time!

It will soak up all your pathetic conservative tears like a sponge for the next four years. And, if your deluded brains explode and inspire you to attempt some pathetic Flight 93 act of terrorism to storm the cockpit of government, you could smother a cop with it or something.

Seriously, 60 bucks for a freaking blanket that’s NOT made of crack? No wonder you rubes are always broke!

I think they need a sequel to (young, handsome) caveman Donnie building the wall that reflects the reality of the dinosaurs and Bernie and AOC bursting through and trampling him.

What, nothing by Thomas Kinkade?

I had that album when I was a kid. As I recall, it was ‘Before, I was all messed up on drugs. But since I found the Lord, I’m all messed up on the Lord.’ (Come to think of it, I bought it on a CD several years ago.)

Holy carp! I decided to look at some of the reviews, and they are mostly along this line:

We always wanted to try Mike’s products but couldn’t ever seem to squeeze the trigger on buying. Well, after what has happened to him lately our minds were made up. We are supporting Mike’s company always. To our even more pleasant surprise, we found these products to be exactly as described. Thank you, Mike, for EVERYTHING you have done and continue to do. God bless you and yours!!

I love Mike’s pillows! Made in USA! I love that too. I will continue to buy My pillow products. I am trying to reduce buying made in china products as much as possible. Mike’s products fit the bill. Great pillows! I will buy his other products as the need arises. I love that Mike professes his faith in God. I will continue to support my brother in Christ.

Rubes is spot-on!

His store site looks a combination of the crap you could buy through Lillian Vernon’s catalog, or stuff sold by Amway or by hawkers at a flea market or county fair. A few actually looked like something I kinda need (a gun-holster type belt clip for my drill would be really handy in my current home remodeling project), but most were “roll-eyes” for me.

Needless to say, I’m not buying from his site. In fact, I’m kind of scared that I didn’t look at it through Incognito mode; I hope no one is tracking visits to his site and starts sending me all kinds of spam and scams.

I’m pretty sure that Jim Hansel is simply the alias that Thomas Kinkade uses when he forgets to bring his pastels with him.

Hm. They do share a similar “interior on fire” motif…

He’s a born again idiot. The way born again Christians are really preachy about Christ, he’s really preachy about being stupid.

Maybe he could sell MyPillow, and accessories, through an MLM?

Stranger things have been done, I guess.

News to me. I always heard that EE-WOKS are reversed WOOK-EES. And that the original plan was for Wookies to defeat the stormtroopers.

It’s a little of both.

We saw that movie when it was first released and the Ewoks seemed tailor-made to sell toys.

They are teddy bears fighting stormtroopers. They’re practically toys in the film.

See also: Porgs.

Who could have (not) predicted this?

Yes, it does not feel good to finally figure out you are a rube and a sucker.

Yet they keep returning and coming up with justifications for why we’re making them double down on the B.S.

After the Parler fiasco why would anyone give these clowns their cell numbers? And I found this humourous:

While it was pitched as a free speech website, Lindell said swearing, adult content and taking “God’s name in vain” would be against the rules of the platform.

"You’re all free to say anything I agree with and anything that I deem permissible.’