What about Pai Mei’s 5-point Palm-Exploding Heart Technique?
Found on the Intertubes:
Promises made, promises not kept.
From that link:
"When asked why no voting machines were present here after months of promises, Lindell wished this reporter, “Goodbye Zach. I am praying you get saved.”
Good crap. The whole thing was just a pillow sales drive. I mean, I figured that selling pillows would come with it, you know, like veggie burritos at Dead concerts, but selling pillows was the entire thing.
Sounds like a prostate exam.
Maybe it was the Kiss of the Dragon
But, I think maybe you have to have blood circulation in your brain for it to work.
Off-topic Nitpick: In “Journey to Babel” Sarek is accused of killing the Tellarite ambassador by a method called tal-shaya, basically breaking the neck by applying precise pressure. So, technically, that’s kinda a “Vulcan Death Grip.”
We now return you to the discussion of the crazed MyPillow Guy, already in progress.
Nitpick nitpick.
In “The Enterprise Incident”, Spock uses a fake move he calls the “Vulcan Death Grip” on Kirk, in order to fool the Romulans into thinking that Spock had killed Kirk.
Nurse Chapel is the one that reveals that there is no such thing as a “Vulcan Death Grip”.
Sorry for returning to the hijack, kids
Yes, I knew that. I was merely pointing out that in the prior (second) season, they had a gimmick (not used on screen) that could be construed as a VDG.
And since when was Nurse Chapel considered an expert on Vulcan culture and martial arts? Having an itch for Spock doesn’t count. TBF, maybe she does a lot of reading on her off-time. Especially after that whole pon farr thing…
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Mikey seems to think that internet routers permanently store copies of all traffic that passes through them? Also, he thinks Josh Merritt “hacked” the Cyber Symposium data?
Nobody should have to suffer through all two hours of this, but skip around–anywhere you stop is likely to have pure insanity.
OOP! Disabled by video owner on YouTube. Hmmm… 
When I check it, it says it’s just disabled on external sites. You can still click through and watch it on YouTube.
He is a delight.
Sorry I just have to post a link to the wonderful scene on which that gif was built, which does appear to be analogous in many ways to the Cyber symposium.
Holy crap the guy who introduced Jen almost looks like a calmer, saner, and British version of Lindell.
And I so love the IT Crowd. “These toys may smell of wee come the morn,” is one of my favorite lines of any show ever.
In case any of you started to listen to this - I did- and are therefore wondering……who is this great American hero Tina Peters and why was her office ransacked ( I’m presuming it was a law enforcement agency that did the ransacking) and why is Mike Lindell hiding her ( if he’s not harboring a fugitive he will be soon), here’s something I posted in another thread:
The county clerk of Mesa County, Colorado - an ex-stewardess and QANON advocate who spoke at Lindell’s Cyber Crazypoolza last week - pulled some shenanigans that resulted in their Dominion voting equipment being decertified.
She apparently, as part of her job, has access to confidential information from Dominion, such as manuals and configuration instructions for the machines. She copied it and gave it to Q. Literally. It was posted by Ron Watkins, who, with his father Jim, are widely suspected of being Q of QANON.
She also allowed one of her QANON cronies into a highly secure closed meeting where Dominion updated the voting systems software. Apparently she allowed this person to pose as an employee and represented that they had passed a security check. They made recordings, which they also gave to Q.
Peters, as part of the same scheme, disabled the security cameras monitoring the machines for several days. The incident is currently being investigated by the Colorado Secretary of State.
The former stewardess, who was elected after her predecessor was term limited - is apparently some sort of one woman election-fuckup dumpster fire. After she was elected, 24 of her 32 employees quit. The primary election was a total clusterfuck, for days afterwards people were finding ballots blowing around in the parking lot of the election office. Oh, and she forgot to have anyone empty the ballot drop box right outside of the election office, causing almost 600 ballots to be disregarded, bringing about an unsuccessful effort to recall her.
She had a gish gallop of excuses, but they all ended with her being persecuted for being conservative. Hopefully she will be arrested.
This part bothered me in the other thread, but I can’t let it pass a second time.
What relevance does that have to anything?
Do you believe that being a flight attendant disqualifies someone for holding elected office?
Is there something significant about that job?
Would you have called her out if she had been an ex mail carrier? Ex factory worker?
Ex lawyer? Ex physician?
She’s also now being looked into by the FBI in conjunction with the great state of Colorado.
Even a Republican political candidate and symposium attendee isn’t swallowing the “attack” story: