And that’s why they killed him. Connect the dots!
I’d heard he has reservations at Milliways.
That’s not a pig! It’s Pikachu!
Pigachu?
I found an update.
Mike Lindell and his lawsuit, the one that is so compelling that it was going to overturn the 2020 with a unanimous Supreme Court verdict - have been the victim of a wide-ranging conspiracy.
The RNC and Ronna McDaniel have conspired to keep the fraudulent President Joe Biden in office. They “got to” several of the Republican attorneys-general and strong-armed them into not signing onto the lawsuit.
As I write this, Mike Lindell is flying around the country in his private jet, engaging in a desperate last minute push to visit the heretical attorneys-general in 5 states to get the signatures he need. If there’s not enough crack in his pipe for him to get those signatures, he’ll simply release the lawsuit and evidence to the public on Thanksgiving, and the public will pressure the recalcitrant attorneys-general to sign on.
Sorry, Mike; too many of the members of “the public” you’re counting on to pressure the recalcitrant attorneys-general to sign on are either in jail or keeping their heads down to stay out of jail.
For some reason, the whole “GOP v Trump” confrontation reminds me of a ditty that was making the rounds during the early part of the Hundred Years War, when greatly outnumbered English armies were routinely kicking the shit out of the French (who were backed by the Pope, who happened to reside in Avignon at the time):
The Pope is on the Frenchmen’s side,
With England Jesus doth abide.
'Twill soon be seen who will prevail,
For Jesus, or the Pope, must fail.
ETA: this would probably be better cast as Anti-Christ v Anti-Pope, but you get the picture. Pass the popcorn.
Next stage: “It’s a vast conspiracy by the American Public to keep Biden in office.” Lindell will then threaten to sue every single person in the country.
Except the ones who voted Trump.
I think you missing a couple of letters (well, one letter twice) there so I fixed it- “Connect the idiots”
That gives everyone an easy out then. Anyone who is sued can claim they voted for Trump but the Democrat-aligned Chinese hackers changed it in the Dominion voting machine.
Mikey genuinely can’t understand why more people aren’t helping him stop the steal.
Lindell asserted that it was “very disturbing” to have attorneys general reject his lawsuit for “no reason.” He speculated that they “don’t want to help save our country.”
“What else would it be?” he asked. “I don’t get it.”
That’s an epitaph if I ever saw one.
Here it is Mike:
You.
Are.
Wrong.
Pretty simple really.
Those are magic words, which cannot be allowed to enter his consciousness lest he disappear in a puff of fowl, oily smoke.
That’s what you get if you leave your turkey in the deep fryer too long.
Mike Lindell is what you get when you leave your head in the deep fryer too long.
Puff of fowl, oily smoke
Lindell’s logic is a joke
By the pricking of my thumbs
No new lawsuit this way comes
With apologies to Willie S and everyone else generally
Lemme fix that for you:
You.
Are.
Crazy.
(And wrong too, to be sure.)
Are people (still?) donating money to this guy, or buying tickets to his “symposiums” or whatever? How many times can this guy cry wolf?