Twitter bans MyPillow corporate account after Mike Lindell uses it to circumvent personal Twitter ban

Hey, don’t forget the 300 million Americans who are apparently in on this conspiracy.

Hey, that’s only a small fraction of the 1-billion illegal immigrants* apprehended in the last six months.

*A tip fo the hat to Smapti for the link in the Stupid Republican Idea thread.

“The country did not buy enough of my pillows. An arrest warrant will go out for 700 million Americans tomorrow”

Wrong link? I’m getting a “this page doesn’t exist” error.

Nuts. It was AZ representative Debbie Lesko. Let’s try the whole post.

Needless to say, she was one of the 139 representatives who voted to overturn the election on January 6th.

All you have to do is stick a fork in a wall socket! Then you’ll both want to hear what he has to say and be properly shocked!

Why is it always on a Thursday with this guy?

He could never get the hang of Thursdays.

Using Thursdays as a deadline is borderline “genius.” That way people are expecting something Friday morning. That means you have less than 12 hours of dodging questions before the week’s news cycle is through and you’re into the weekend. By Monday your suckers have forgotten all about it.

Hey, notice that they’re getting smarter (or the targets are) - they are now using the “if everything goes right” ahead of the deadlines, rather than establish the data and -crickets-. This way, when the nothingburger happens, they can claim the bad actors/democrats/deep state/aliens thwarted them but they’ll never stop fighting/stay tuned/buy our product!

They’re prebuilding their excuse, which would have made more sense 3-5 hard dates ago, but really, this is Lindell quality here. If he was capable of learning easily, he wouldn’t be in this mess.

A preliminary injunction against what? How?!

Reality?

After all, reality has a well-known liberal bias.

He likes to cut out early for the weekend?

I’ll gladly sue you Friday for a nothingburger today.

Nothing yet. In the meantime…

Lindell under oath in front of the January 6 committee in a live televised hearing?

I sent a message to Okilly Dokilly asking them to form Mike and the Lindells.

The day is still early! (About 11:00a.m. Pacific Day-Glo Time)

You know, I’m starting to think Lindell may be leading us on.

He’s such a little coquette.