These are few of my favorite things…
Imagine Mike Lindell with no pants.
…this Lindell-subsidized LOLsuit…
LOLsuit is my new favorite word!
The Supreme Court voted to dismiss the latest election fraud lawsuit today when the envelope that Mike Lindell presented to the court turned out to contain nothing but a urine stained copy of The Epoch Times with a cartoon drawing of Trump as king scribbled on the front page in crayon and Alan Dershowitz’s business card. The vote to dismiss was 8-1.
I swear, only here of all places on the internet would someone use a Bartleby the Scriverner reference.
And any number of posters recognize it.
I did. 
[squints] Are you sure it wasn’t 7-2?
Also, 
Urine stained? I’d think it’d be more like semen stained, with the pages all stuck together.
Other than sending pillows to people that have ordered them, has this guy ever delivered on anything he’s promised? He is at least equal to Trump in that regard, maybe worse.
Fricking Thomas. 
Those were pillows?
I thought the same thing!
Things continue to go well for Lindell.
At this point, by the time Dominion wins their case against him there’ll be nothing to collect but empty Kleenex boxes and jars of his urine.
Oh, to have a jar!
Oh, there’ll be an 800 number to call to order one, any day now.
Sad that the company that made a nice product and employed a lot of people in a small US town will likely go down the tubes because the owner has cracker-jacks for brains.