Every time this whackadoodle starts in on packets I’m reminded of Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Crash — specifically,
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port
And the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
And the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
It’s obvious Lindell’s wetware BSOD’d a long time ago.
You know, on my phone in that tiny little thumbnail photo of him next to the headline, he almost looks like a fat bloated Hitler.
Poor Mikey is reduced to the poverty of $1,000 a week.
As one of my old teachers used to say, “if I had a heart, it’d be breaking.”
1,000 a week? That would amaze me! My monthly costs are 120.
Guess who’s tossing his hat in for Minnesota’s governor? Yep!
BTW, he’s massively wasted on something during these interviews.
I wonder if any of his fundraising (if there’s any of note) is subject to liens from his many creditors? Of course, you can throw your hat in the ring and make much of yourself via free publicity, especially if you’re famous/infamous, but if there is any actual effort that involves, you know, people on the ground, physical materials, and media advertising, money will need to be involved. And per his own admission, NO ONE will lend him money… which is what I think may happen. Someone in the MAGAsphere could “lend” him money as a creditor, and just want to use the disruption with zero intent to ever collect.
I may have a nasty suspicious mind.
Actually, “No one will borrow him money.”
Idiot.
Pardon me for giving him too much benefit of the doubt. 
I refuse to look at his face and listen to his voice, so if the reporting isn’t text-based, I’ve missed out on much of his various flubs and malapropisms.
He amuses me because the Jimmy Kimmel parodies are so faithful to the original that at this point, when I hear him talk and see him on TV it looks like I’m watching a parody of the guy.
Also, for anyone who might feel sympathetic to him (nobody in this thread obviously), why is he still trying to prove that elections are being stolen? It’s not like he made some mistake and now he’s trying to live with it and get past it, he’s still doing it.
“I’m in ruins and I’m being persecuted and oh by the way, the Wisconsin Supreme Court election was rigged and I’m starting an investigation into that, and I’m planning to run for Minnesota governor, but why won’t people just leave this humble salesman alone?!”
The ‘humble salesman’ was just evicted from his warehouse in MN for non-payment of rent. He probably wonders why Trump didn’t give him a cabinet post.
Hypotheses:
Seems like a pretty fine line between 1 and 3.
How many 8-balls is that these days?
One, just like in town
An 8-ball of cocaine costs between $60 and $150, which is weird because the page says that one gram of cocaine costs between $60 and $200.
Not me, but I do feel sorry for his employees: Out of their jobs as the company goes down in flames, and with that on their resumes.
…and his kids. I have no idea where they’re currently at, with him. I suppose I should genuinely care, but this Great American Shitackular Poo Spectacle has me with, no words.
I do feel sorry for him, but not enough to eclipse my sense of schadenfreude.