So many people that are currently in, or trying to make their way into, Trump’s orbit, especially if they’re trying to buy their way into that orbit, need to pay attention to the likes of Lindell and Giuliani. Those two, and I’m sure many, many more, are perfect examples of what happens after Trump gets what he needs from you.
Maybe he’s holding out for an actual cabinet that he can sleep in..?
I don’t believe that, because an 8-ball was about $150 back in the late 20th century when I had reason to know. Unless blow is surprisingly inflation proof, the $60-$200/gram sounds more reasonable.
In any event, I’m sure Lindell is going to have to trim his toot budget considerably.
I wonder if they meant $60-$150 per gram. So it’s listing a gram as $60-$200 and an 8 ball for $210-$525, which more or less works out. Especially since if you scroll down it looks like they’re sorta trying to combine the numbers from multiple cites.
Here’s one of their cites, interestingly, it shows the prices dropping between 1990 and 2010, though the price remains stable when adjusted for purity, so in that sense, you’re getting less cocaine in your cocaine. Stupid shrinkflation.
Or a claw machine full of plush animals (that aren’t filled with MyPillow shreds).
It’s still amazing that the photo isn’t fake and that’s really him.
May be the awesomest thing Mr. Kimmel has pulled off. Even moreso than chicks bouncing on trampolines in slow motion. 
This should help.
What do you think is happening to the employees of his hero?
You know what drug is inflation proof? Weed. I can buy an ounce of good stuff for the same amount an eighth cost over 30 years ago.
In the interview where he said he wanted to vie for Tim Walz’ seat, he was definitely under the influence of something, most likely alcohol.
To be honest, I’m surprised neither Lindell or Rudy were nominated for a cabinet post. Only the best people!
Trump:
“Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for Me”
Howzat?
I hope he doesn’t see it - it will be on a hat before you know it.
He’d actually say “ask what you can do for Trump.”
This probably shouldn’t be suprising, these bumbling idiots are probably the best lawyers that Mikey can afford now.
Not yet, anyway.
MyPrison. They blew their careers all to hell for that guy? Woof.
Defamation trial begins.
How’s the trial going, you ask?
Not well. Not well.
That dude is not well. He needs to be held accountable severely despite his cognitive fracturing.