Two out of three women don't want to taste my sweet balls

I picked up some sesame balls filled with bean paste from a place in the Market today. I’ve offered them to three women in the office, and only one took one. So most women don’t want to taste my balls.

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Two out of three women don’t want to taste my balls

So let me get this straight: A woman handled your balls and bean paste came out.

Shouldn’t you see a doctor about that?

You sir, are no Isaac Hayes.

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Two out of three women don’t want to taste my sweet balls

Hey, everybody have you seen my balls? They’re big and salty and brown. If you ever need a quick pick me up just put my balls in your mouth.

Here’s a picture so that everyone can appreciate your sweet balls.

Those balls look pretty sweet, but somewhat alarmingly bumpy. I’m a bit concerned about the texture and mouthfeel.

Mmmm, your balls sure look tasty. I would love to put one of your balls in my mouth.

Those can’t be mine. Mine are in a sack.

And worse, woman number three chews. :eek:

You need to spin this with some marketing…

“33% of women want to taste my sweet balls”

Perhaps they are afraid that you will post about it on the web.

I love sesame balls! So yummy.
btw, they have them at Whole Foods.

Maybe they’d like to taste your spotted dick.

They’re called “gin dui.”

At the last potluck, all the office girls loved my creamy banana. Sadly, the dudes did too.

Yes, but she also swallows. Does that make up for it?

Well, I’ve eaten my own sweet balls.

Whaddya think of that?

At least your culinary tastes are flexible.

I guess two out of three women didn’t want any strings attached.