This week:
!.) Muammar Gaddafi
2.) Charlie Sheen
Two total pieces of shit that, knowing of their existence, only makes my view of the world far less optimistic than it should be.
Gaddafi was seen brandishing a machete. Oh, wait… that was Sheen. 
Do people dislike Charlie Sheen? I’ve never watched his shows, but I thought he was quite popular. What do people make of his claims?
Can you make it three? I’d like to add John Rosemond. Sick, scary mofo, and I don’t just mean the linked column.
Charlie Sheen has a Guinness World Record for fastest Twitter account with over 1 million followers. How does that make you feel?
But if they never existed, you’d never have fun trivia games like Sheen or Gaddafi.
Only two?..
Do you suppose Gaddafi is appalled by Charlie Sheen’s behavior? I’m serious, maybe it was a joke, but I read somewhere that yes, he (Gaddafi), actually said something about it.
Never heard of them.
Who are two more men who have never been in my kitchen, Alex?
c’mon…you’re vaporizing people and Fred Phelps doesn’t make the list?
That my perception of people that Twitter was spot fucking on.
Does that mean Hot Shots! and Hot Shots! Part Deux never got made? Do I have to re-watch Top Secret and Rustler’s Rhapsody to get my ludicrous fix?
I’m assuming that Fred Phelps was already vaporized a few weeks ago. What you are seeing is stink and vapor from the event. There’s a perception warp that makes it only seem that he is capable of being observed by popular culture.
But yea, he may need a double dose.