HA! Actually, I wasn’t arrested in Europe for rioting at an aiport. No, they just stuck us on a hot plane and made us sit on the runway for 2 hours to punish us. I did help my vet castrate my horse and my two best friends are a male to female transexual who hopes to be a lesbian soon and a person with MPD. And although she has over sixty alters, I’m only friends with about 8 of them. A third friend with MPD has far fewer alters, but is forced to watch Teletubbies with the littles (I’d rather have the extra alters).
To clear things up, my family is from Mississippi. A couple years when I attended a family reunion in Mississippi, one of my uncle’s did extensive backtracking and found Daniel Boone. I’m sure a lot of people are related to him also, but it’s just something really fun to claim, I think
The best things in life are Italian…that’s the thing, though…I’m not Italian.
1: Nu Vo Da Da, at a young age, was in a plane that got lost. then it ran out of fuel…
2: Nu Vo Da Da has met Bishop Desmond Tutu at a church service that he presided over.
3: Nu Vo Da Da has shaken hands with the last 4 presidents while they were in office.
Finagle, obviously 1 or 2 has to be false! Unless you have multiple personalities…
Well, only two people chose to guess at mine. Beatle and TVeblen are both wrong, I did indeed have perfect attendance all throughout high school. I was awarded t-shirts, movie tickets, savings bonds, and a boombox throughout the years. It was really cool 'cause it was like getting paid to go to school!
Yes, I did meet ‘n’ greet Jason and James prior to the Pecatonica '97 concert.
I am a loser, hence: No, I am not going out with anyone on my university’s women’s basketball team.
Hmm, I guess it’s time to 'fess up, especially since I’ve been correctly “outed” by one or two of you. <g>
This one’s true! He was a student at Berkeley – he was from Abu Dabi (sp?). Lived in the apartment across the hall from me, and when he graduated he gave me his cat, Zafour, which supposedly means “Blondie” in his language.
Those who guess this was the lie, you were right. 21 is pretty young to graduate from law school (although there was one guy in my class who was that young). I was a few years older than that.
This was on one of those hills that intersects Sunset Boulevard. I had just gotten a stick shift car, and had stopped for a light. Need I say more? <g>
This is fun – I’ll have to think of some more for tomorrow.
Wally guessed #1
John Corrado guessed #2
Milo guessed #3
Someone has to be right…
I was held on suspicion of vandalism when I was out with a group of 6 or 8 kids. The cops were convinced we were trying to tear down a street sign. You know, if I were stealing a sign I’d pick something more exciting than D St SW, or 3rd St SW… They were calling for backup & about to decide to bring us in, when my Dad came out (from the house on the corner of D & 3rd). You never heard so much stammering…
I was kissed by Harry Chapin after a concert, but then so was any other woman who made a donation to World Hunger Year…
I did not date an OU football player.
Good job, Milo.
Here’s the next 3:
Majormd:
Ran out of a trailer house nude one night.
Won the 200 meter Butterfly at the Big Eight women’s swimming championships in 1978.
Wally guessed #1
John Corrado guessed #2
Milo guessed #3
Someone has to be right…
I was held on suspicion of vandalism when I was out with a group of 6 or 8 kids. The cops were convinced we were trying to tear down a street sign. You know, if I were stealing a sign I’d pick something more exciting than D St SW, or 3rd St SW… They were calling for backup & about to decide to bring us in, when my Dad came out (from the house on the corner of D & 3rd). You never heard so much stammering…
I was kissed by Harry Chapin after a concert, but then so was any other woman who made a donation to World Hunger Year…
I did not date an OU football player.
Good job, Milo.
Here’s the next 3:
Majormd:
Ran out of a trailer house nude one night.
Won the 200 meter Butterfly at the Big Eight women’s swimming championships in 1978.
Jeez…last time I looked at this it was me and Alpha. So I’ll finally spill, even though it’s nothing as great and appealing as the others.
Bricker - sorry, you’re the only one I saw that guessed #2 and I very definitely have been dumped after 9 days - cried for about that long, too
Those that guessed #1 - why would you think someone like me wouldn’t date a church boy? His name was Brad. Very sweet.
Those that guessed #3 - You got it. I’m a brainiac, egghead, smarty. No offense, but I wouldn’t have touched the dumb jocks in my school with a ten foot pole.
When are you going to realize being normal isn’t necessarily a good thing?
Sad but true.
OK, she was only a gal I’d been talking to on the Internet and phone for several months. She had a pretty rough history – abuse, emotional problems, etc.
One day I got an email from one of her “friends” saying she’d died of an overdose, and she’d been riddled with cancer and hadn’t told anybody. Even mentioned her friends were having a candlelight vigil for her at such-and-such time, feel free to participate.
I’m all sad and so forth … then I notice the email informing me of this is written in almost the exact way that she phrases stuff. Then I notice it contains the same incorrectly spelled words that she always incorrectly spells.
I write back, saying I don’t know what is going on, but that this story is bullshit. Get another email from this “friend,” saying, “You are very cruel. Is this some kind of joke to you? We’re trying to grieve here,” etc.
Again I notice the similarities, so I write back and say words to the effect of, “Whatever.”
The next day, the Internet girlfriend writes to me and says, “What’s going on? I was out of town and I come back to all these crazy emails from you …”
She never did come clean on it. We sort of, uh, drifted apart. I talked to her a few times afterward. She ended up getting into therapy, says she’s doing quite well and always thanks me profusely for helping convince her to get professional help for some of the problems that had bothered her for a long time.
Having a girlfriend fake her death to get rid of ya does * wonders * for your self-esteem.
False. Actually, I think it’s a second or third cousin, and I think he might play for the Toronto Blue Jays now.
True. Whilst in college, I interned for four months at CNN. I wrote and produced several news stories that were shown all over the world.
“You should tell the truth, expose the lies and live in the moment.” - Bill Hicks
Well, the two of you that guessed ( :)) got it right–I can’t cartwheel. Black belt, yes (in Taekwondo–I’ve been doing it since I was eight). Splits, yes (not the American ones…the ones that go sideways.) But I can’t cartwheel, and believe me, I’ve tried.
Next three (sorry, I haven’t lived a very exciting life):
I’ve never been on a real date.
I’ve made out with three different guys in the past two years.
I’ve been pulled over twice in the past two months.
His name was Brad. Very sweet.