According to The Sun:
Sometimes I believe that not only is God just, but He has a sense of humor too.
I’ll believe it when I hear it from a reputable news source.
I’m really surprised the Sun didn’t find a way to slip Britney Spears in there somewhere.
Sorry if they’re not. I know nothing about them.
Although it says nothing about it being filthy. And considering this was in an upscale place, the chances of that are diminished.
I think it would be funnier if they wrote, “Uday and Qusay were illedkay in the oolay.”
If they were hit with TOW missiles, as has been reported, maybe that’s just where they landed.
If the place was filthy (and this stuff is accurate), I’d like to ask what standard of cleanliness we’re expecting from a house that’s just withstood a missile attack. 
This is the funniest thing I have heard all day…nay…a week!
Send it to the Onion!
It’s perfectly fitting that two sh!ts were found in the crapper.
Johnny L.A. , that just made me guffaw out loud. Thanks!
Urrgh, a fitting demise for those two horrors of nature.
I couldn’t let that one go by without a 
Awway, uckshay! :o-ay
Johnny: well worthy of a Fark headline.
BTW, if someone does indeed hornk it, it won’t be me.
Uday, Uday bo booday!
Bo-nanna-fanna-fo-fodayyyy!
Fi-fi-fo…Fodayy…UDAY!!!
Let’s do Qusay!..
Have you seen the picture of dead Uday? His cheeks are puffed out. It looks like he ate too much.
Yeah… He ate too much LEAD!!!
snorks with laughter
What if they never left the bathroom? What if they’re still there…
Yumblie, Johnny L.A.: great stuff. Wow.