So here I am, minding my own business in GQ, when I decide to help Uekte out with his rather strange request to figure out a way to have “old people” taken away.
Here’s the exchange that pissed me off:
Dooku:
Uekte:
Dooku:
Uekte’s response:
First of all, douche bag, “Thanks for nothing” isn’t exactly the best way to endear yourself to other Dopers in GQ. I was trying to help you. Secondly, what is your fucking problem with the word “Personally”? I used it ONE (1) time. Why are you being such an asshole? Thirdly, “Nice attitude” would have made me laugh out loud at the sheer absurdity of YOU using that phrase, had I not been so fucking offended at your attack on someone trying to help.
Ah…but now we reach the real reason for the Pit thread. To wit: WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM WITH SENIOR CITIZENS?. Let’s review some pearls of wisdom spouted by Uekte in other threads:
Thread: Do people have a right to take resources that others are not using wisely?
Ladies and gentlemen, that’s it. That’s the sum total of posts by Uekte.
Kid, you are a complete and utter waste of carbon. Do you realize that you, yourself, will be old someday? Do you also realize that your irrational hatred isn’t swaying anyone towards your point of view? What happened - did the cops come b/c your old neighbor complained that your Body Count CD was too loud? Did you cut someone off in traffic, and they turned out to be elderly? Did you have to perform community service for your glue sniffing at an assisted living facility? Grow the fuck up, you immature fucking idiot. And if I catch you spitting out this bile in any other thread, I will post a link to this one, lest some other Doper accidentally waste their intelligence on you. If you can’t find something else to talk about, then get the fuck out of here and go chase some more parked cars, fuckstick.
Actually, Dooku, he’s spewed even more than that, but it was lost on Black Monday. He first registered during the Winter of Our Missed Content[sup]TM[/sup]. I guess one of the upsides to that incident is that uekte’s ignorant rantings got swallowed up as well. But I recall a long train wreck of a thread in which he advocated rounding up all the old people and putting them in a reservation somewhere.:rolleyes:
I don’t know why I’m continually surprised when people make sweeping generalizations about a group of people. Reading the quotes you posted made my jaw drop!
I’ve read some disturbing posts in my time here, but Uekte is bothering me more than almost any other. Bloody creepy, especially if he’s been on about it as long as Ferrous suggests.
My God, I am 62, past Uekte’s cut off age. I drive every day, in a Honda, not a huge gas guzzler, and I obey most traffic laws. I am bad about speeding—I drive too fast and I know it. But I don’t drive 20 mph under the limit. If I were to ride public transportation, free or not, I would need several additional hours in a day in order to get from my house to my doctor’s office, or to visit my horribly old, but still reasonably active, father. Failing additional hours in a day, I would need a place to crash after the busses stop running. Maybe I should be put out to pasture (at government expense) and allowed to live a life of leisure for the next thirty years or so.
My guess is that he was fondled by old people. Either that, or he knows he’s going to die ALONE in his old age, so he’ll want to be put out of his pathetic misery. Fuckin’ pinhead.
How can you ask me what my problem with old people is? You’re the one that posted my opinions in this thread, so it should be perfectly clear what my problems are. As far as why I feel this way, I don’t have to answer to you or anyone else. It’s MY BUSINESS. I asked a question in General Questions, you didn’t help (and BTW, you’re LYING. I called around, and noone that works at an old folks home can do what you said they can - LIAR) and then you call me a fuckface in the Pit? Either answer my question, or don’t. Either help me, or don’t. You didn’t help, so I said thanks for nothing. And don’t act like you weren’t being a pompous ass by saying “Personally” - like I’m some asshole for holding my beliefs. Where’s the Pit thread from Texans calling Mangeorge a fuckface for saying everyone that lives in Texas should be hauled away? Hypocrites. Yes, I’m going to be old someday, and no, I won’t act the way all these insane old people do. I’m surrounded by a bunch of old people that are RUINING where I live, and who have RUINED my life in ways you couldn’t understand. You can’t understand, so don’t try to understand. Answer my questions, or don’t. I don’t need a fucking SERMON from a bunch of stuck up pricks that think they know more about everything than everyone else. I’m sure I’ll probably be banned b/c I hold an unpopular opinion. Call me a troll, pile on, leavve hilarious posts about pulling up lawn chairs, quote yourselves and offer up funny bandnames, do the same shit you always do, I could give a shit whether you pay attention to me or not. But I’m not going to change who I am just to please you cocks. Why do I continue to post? Because I have opinions just like you, because I get tired of lurking and reading all this sycophantic bullshit, and because maybe there’s someone out there reading this that feels the way I do. If there is, you can send me Email, so you don’t get piled on too.
SDMB: Fighting Ignorance*
*Ignorance, defined as anyone who holds unpopular opinions that don’t agree with our “yes men” mob mentality.
I could see if my dad, the 77-year-old WWII Navy veteran, could drive his minivan from Arkansas to Dallas at his usual 60MPH so he can teach Uekte a thing or three.
So how about letting us in on the way all the evil old folks are RUINING your life and your neighborhood. Maybe we’ll sympathise…
(Oh, by the way, shitstain, you keep requesting people to send you e-mail (here and in the GQ thread). Kinda hard to do that if you don’t have your e-mail adress in your profile, wouldn’t you think?)
