Ugh I'm a dork!

So I sit here.

Gloating to my coworkers…

For I have matrix tickets purchased.

1 for opening night, another 3 days later (because I know I want to see it twice).

And I just snagged a ticket for Xmen 2.

And now I will sit here, eating oreo cookies (slightly stale from the vending machine) and read the manual for a new piece of lab equipment.

You could always spill some more biohazard material on yourself.

I’d tell you you need to get out more, but you seem to have that covered.

Well have Matrix tickets is not really dorky… everyone loved that movie…

the dorky part is where you say you have 1 ticket for each show…
as if to say you are “that guy” ya know… the one who shows up in his long black coat… eats a jumbo popcorn while mumbling to himself durning the movie that it doesn’t go along with the original plot…

Now that my friend… is dorky…

I’ll second the “Don’t be that guy!”

coughs

In my defense there were 9 of us all wearing mirrored sunglasses wearing black trench coats.

Oh well… that makes it perfectly ok then…:smack:

:stuck_out_tongue:

Hey, I said I was a dork!

hangs my head in shame

Fine, I’m going to go talk to the monkeys.

And this surprises you how?

:smiley:

One of my sister’s students got a group of FIFTEEN together a couple of weeks ago, and they all have their tickets to go see it at midnight.

Whoohooo! Got my lab work done, in 4 min the security patrol will open the door then I’ll sneak out without using my ID badge to nobody knows I’ve left :slight_smile:
MOVIE TIME!

OH please!

I listen to AM talk radio in the car.

[George Costanza] with all due respect my friend, you are not a dork, I am a dork![/George Costanza]