If you were to be the very first person to ever meet an alien, how would you greet him/her/it? What words would you use to welcome them?
I would shoot it and steal its Flying Saucer. Man, I have always wanted one of those! I would never worry about traffic again. I could take chicks out into space on dates. Stop by Mars on the way home from work.
And I am sick of the little bastards and their anal probes.
Yeppers, I would definately shoot it!
Smile (hoping that bearing the teeth isn’t a bad thing in their culture), say g’day (hoping that they truly have invented translators) and invite them in for a drink (hoping they’ll return the shout).
Unless they’re really good-looking in which case the correct form of address is: “How YOU doin’?”
I’d ask it to take with with it when it goes…
Oh, kack. That should have been ‘take me with it’…
I’d draw the Pythagorean theorem in the dirt with a stick.
I would probably experience both my psychological effects of fear, go deaf and get that shock in my forehead. And after that, I’d probably run away and cry.
… just like last time.
mega, you crack me up. Um…you were joking, right?
“So, you’ve finally come to pick up Dan Rather, eh?”
I’d yell at the top of my lungs (cuz aliens don’t hear so good)…
**IT IS OUR CUSTOM ON EARTH TO FELCH…WILL YOU FELCH
ME? OR SHALL I COMMENCE WITH THE FELCHING ON YOUR SORRY ASS?
YOUR WORLD SUCKS…YOU ALIEN BASTARD!!! WHY DO THE MONKEYS
HATE ME SO???ANSWER THAT YOU OMNIPOTENT MONKEY TRAINER!!!**
Then I’d start to masterbate to show them we care.