Uh-oh! Beckdawrek is bad, bad, bad at the DMV!(oh, I'll be blamed)

Is that someone you know personally, say a neighbor? Otherwise, how often do you go that your a regular there?

I think the last time I was there was to take Junior for a lerner’s permit application as the knowledge test is not online, for obvious reasons.

I renewed last week, even tho I was good till January. I needed to do the RealID stuff and since they were nice enough to remind me early, I figured, what the heck…

My license now expires in 2027 - when I turn 73!! It’ll be interesting to see how valid the photo is when this license nears expiration.

Oh, my current license photo is AWFUL. And this is coming from someone who reigns as Queen of Terrible ID pics. I’m no beauty to begin with, and all my ID pictures have been horrid. But this last one?

I told my husband when I look like that picture, it’s time to call the morgue wagon.
~VOW

Perhaps they are planning a road trip.

I need a vacation.

This reminds me of my experience in a police station in Rome (I was there to report a lost backpack). A prostitute came in who smelled of every conceivable body odor, hers and her johns’, plus pot and perfume. People were gagging. She gave new meaning to the term “eau de toilette”.

I dumped the few coins out of my change purse and put it on the cat tree. Bear was down in a flash. He got to the tree and rolled allover the little leather pouch. Now he has it in his mouth. Anytime I go near him I hear a low growl. I think he’s adopted himself a baby. Meeko couldn’t be more bored with the whole thing. Crazy cats!

Keep an eye on the car keys.

The last time Bear cared about something like this it was a plastic Baby Jesus from my nativity scene. He’s never forgiven me for taking it away.

So Bear found Jesus. Next thing you know, he’ll be watching CBN and going to revival meetings. (Or are those extinct?)

No I think he’s Jewish. Altho’ someone said cats are not kosher.

I don’t think my cats follow any established religion, but I do know that they look to me as the Bringer of Food, Supplier of Water, and Provider of Treats. So perhaps, they look to me as being Godlike.

Either that, or they see me as just their employee.

Or Slave. Their checks don’t cash out.

Good point, Beck. Without thumbs, they cannot even sign cheques.

(My Denver, may he rest in peace, desperately wanted thumbs To sign cheques? I dunno. But he was the smartest cat I’ve known.)

Was Denver the cat who stared at his paw alot?
My Bear likes ink pens. I have some very good ($$$) lettering pens. One is missing out of the set. I know Bear took it. I have no proof, but still, I KNOW he took it.

Humans aren’t kosher either; even the ones who keep kosher.

Mrs. Plant (v.3.0) has a feline Nativity Scene.

How do all my threads devolve into cat threads?
I found the little change purse in the cat bed on the dryer. Bear was eating. I put it on the 3 step from the top of the stairs. (Their favorite step, they caught a moth there once).
After he ate he went in the laundry room and started yowling, at top decibels. Meeko joined in. They started roaming around. Obviously on a hunt. Meeko found it and brought it to the cat tree. Now she’s growling at me and Bear if we come too close to her. These Siameezers baffle me. It’s interesting to watch their dynamics.
I can’t figure out why they like the little purse so much.

Because you took away the Baby Jesus!

They believe they are incarnations of Bastet, graciously accepting the offerings due to them because of their divine status.