I stopped paying a while ago. Was this a glitch, or did someone pay for me? I appreciate it, but you really didn’t have to.
Once you hit 40,000 posts, you get free membership.
Fifty thousand and you get a mug. Get all the way up to 100,000 and they give you one of the server gerbils.
No. Get all the way up to 100,000 and they make you one of the server gerbils.
Looks like you have a secret admirer. How cute is that?
… and it’s not even Valentine’s Day.
Yep, someone must have paid for you.
I can confirm that you have been gifted with a membership from someone who wishes to remain anonymous.
Well, thank them for me, although they really shouldn’t have. 
I shouldn’t? I’m sorry. You can mail me back the money.
The “$200 to go away” pledge level has proven more difficult to meet. Welcome back!
If someone wants to secretly admire me, I will not complain.
I’m already a member so if I have any secret admirers out there, just mail me the money directly.
That’s pretty awesome whomever did it 