Just in case anyone isn’t sure: all of the above are actual events from previous LonDopes. Also pub quizzes, strange contortions involving chairs and walls, rugelach and Hot GOGA.
It’s practically reality television.
Where’s the third witch?! 
That reminds me, you never did finish your epic poem.
2/10, young Gary, and see me after class.
I’m waiting for my Muse to make her present felt once again…
As a thespian you should appreciate that kinda shit.
Remind me: Who did I kill?
Surely your muse makes her presence known at least every other weekend? 
Confessor Knight, wasn’t it?
And Garius, if you mean I’m familiar with lazy-ass writers who ponce about moaning about their “muse”, and writers’ block, and other such nonsense, when all they need to do is get something down on paper so the actors can get on with the real work of making theatrical magic, then yes, yes I am.
Hmmm… Just remembering Ianzin’s (one of many) comments to me in the pub on Saturday, something along the lines of how we’d been slacking in keeping this thread afloat and visible…
…Looks like we’ll manage it now. 
As Jennyrosity says, it was Confessor Knight.
Are you going to the LonDope to act out garius’s poem and fulfil your destiny? :eek:
Run, Confessor Knight; RUN!!!
Are we doing a Quiz again? I’d really like to argue about My Little Pony once more while 14 pints up with someone i’ve just met.
NOTE TO NEWCOMERS: Bring your drinking hats, if you haven’t already figured that out.
That would require young Garius to actually complete the epic surely?
Hasn’t he got a calendar to do, too?
And some Leagues of Extraordinary Detective strips?
He’d better forego the LonDope and get some bloody work done! 
Right then, I propose an embargo on any socialising with Garius till he completes his various projects. Rekka, I’m including you in that - it’s for the greater good.
I propose we keep him in a locked room with only a word processor (no internet), and tell him to get on with it. We’ll give him pizza once a day.
Fine by me. It’s not like he has owt interesting to say anyway
‘blah blah City of Heroes blah Prinny Lou blah Pint blah Becks blah Mice blah me and Tim blah 2 x 4 blah Hoxton blah boss etc’
I’m bringing the Axe.
The phallic axe?
The Axe of the Righteous thats a pain in the arse to lug about all day unless you make Gary carry it Axe.
You know you love it, and its the best thing that ever happened to any of us.
May Iceland be entrusted with providing the quizzes? I’m very good at producing them and I love coming up with them
Yes, we all love the axe.
You want to ask Gyrate about the quizzes, thats his normal department.
Damn right you love the Axe.