Isn’t that what you have now?
An advantage I never considered!
swoon
Note to CO: Must get more wool. Suggest we take Wyoming first.
Damm, it’s the 5th of July here already … does this mean us Aussies have missed the show? Did you win … have they noticed … what would be the most noticable feature of the new regime anyway?
BTW, won’t they get a bit sus when they go the the ball game and see there are two batters and lots of “howzats”?
[Coughs politely] Baywatch … Knightrider … McDonalds [/coughs politely]
[Southern US accent] Jeez, it’s like shootin’ fish ina barrel [/Southern US accent]
Gosh, what un un-cooperative chappie you are, Eutychus55 Just you wait, my friend! Come the glorious day…
Oops - I’m turning inot Citizen Smith now!
Won’t fix typos, either. 
And who is this Eutychus “55” that you speak of?
Celyn,
you’re a Grauniad reader, aren’t you? 
<Pike>
Leave my scarf out of this. Mummy said it was going to be cold ! Uncle Arthur !! Uncle Arthur !!!
</Pike>
Spotted dick with lashings of custard, anyone …?
Now now chaps, insulting one another’s countries isn’t the way to go about this. Cheap jibes about television, food and whatnot will not be stood for.
More plans:
[ul]
[li]Celyn - the more paratroopers dressed as nuns (and vice versa) the better.[/li]
[li]Glee - it’s a powerful weapon. Use it well.[/li]
[li]Pot Noodles at the ready.[/li]
[li]No offering to play football during lulls. They wear pads.[/li]
[li]Do we have any trumpeteers? We need someone to play the theme from The Great Escape.[/li][/ul]
Those that do not favour us can kiss a colourful baboon arse.
Paratroopers dressed as nuns should not be deployed in areas with high concentrations of Southern Baptists.
He still thinks these two things are unconnected. He has not seen that they are one and the same!
We will steal their land from under their noses, like Gary Lineker stealing Walkers Crisps from under the noses of small children, Gazza, and even Becks himself!
Talking of typos, could Euty tell this ignorant Brit what a minue is?
glee Touche! Not only a Grauniad reader but a product of a university that once managed to spell its own name wrongly on our matriculation cards! There is no hope for me!
Hah! You may have your ‘bangers and mash’ and ‘toad in the hole’, but we’ll wipe you off the map with our Gaudere’s Law!
My arse has a favourable colour.
Oh, uh, can Clog Boys play too?
Remember, the last time you said we couln’t play, we sailed up the Thames and destroyed your fleet. 
Look here, young lady, this is not a legal weapon of war. The lack of nutrient means it is a health hazard. *
Well we have shin pads.
Eh? Pardon?
Their chaps wear shoulder pads? 
What, like in Dynasty?
Do-do … do-do-do-do-do
I must say the chappie in that epic film who kept getting put in the refrigerator could do a splendid American accent. Just shows how well we train our Brits at drama school…
*I suppose weapons of war are supposed to be a health hazard :eek:
No chance - if we let you play you’d only do something silly like rename New York to New Amsterdam or something equally ridiculous.
Although he could prove just whose side he’s on by correcting coding mistakes…
That historical reference fell flat - rather like … your whole country! :eek:
You may have fine art, linguistic competence beyond our wildest dreams* and indonesian food (yum!) but:
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our very young chaps don’t insert their fingers in lesbians
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we like to qualify for important football tournaments :smack:
- is there anyone in the Netherlands who speaks less than four languages?!
Canada? Mexico? Anyone?
Help!