Umm - she married me - you may now go away

Sure it dawned on me. It’s one thing to have a wink-wink, nudge-nudge code with your girlfriend or wife. It’s part of being playful with sex.

It’s another thing altogether to assume it’ll work more than a year after your girlfriend has told your the relationship is over and you, the now jilted boyfriend, has told this girlfriend to fuck off and die.

I’m surprised it took 20 posts for that to come up…