Wow! You’re just so edgy, and smart, and witty. We’re lucky to have you here.
You kids should play outside more, instead of sitting inside all day downloading FacePage and twittling your Tweeters.
If only there were some way for you to completely ignore a poster and never have to see anything they write…
Fortunately for me, the people on this forum whose opinions I actually give weight to overwhelmingly think I’m great. Pardon me if I don’t give two shits about the negative opinion of someone who I can’t pick out of a crowd. Although I guess now I might remember you (or at least conflate the two of you), so if that was your goal all along, congrats! I now know who you are, Controlatus.
I know absolutely nothing about how Facebook works, or Google page ranking. Maybe your lazy ass should look up the difference between *stupid *and ignorant.
It really has nothing to do with that, specifically. I hadn’t even followed the particular issue that raised your ire in the OP.
My point, i guess, is simply to note that your general persona affects how people view you in a forum like this, and when i see you start a thread to complain about someone snarking on you (whatever the forum), i simply can’t get too worked up about it, precisely because of the way you snark other people for the smallest things.
For me, the issue of which particular forum we’re in isn’t really relevant here. It’s perfectly possible to be snarky in non-Pit areas without breaking the rules. If Una has broken the rules in her interactions with you in ATMB, you should report her posts. If she hasn’t, then this thread is really just about whether her snark was appropriate.
You complain that your snarking of her was pretty mild, and you seem to think that she overreacted. Well, you own description of the whole incident as a “personal vendetta” seems, to me, to be rather precious and something of an overstatement. If Una should just get over your mild snark and let it go, then maybe you should just get over her disagreement with you in ATMB, and let it go.
Look, you and i probably have a lot in common. We both seem to share similar politics, we can both be pretty blunt and even abrasive, and we both seem to have an inclination to get snarky with people when they say something that we think is stupid. But i’ve learned over the past decade on this message board that one of the worst things that can happen to you is to be thought of as a one-trick pony. I’ve seen it happen to a bunch of people, and they just don’t get taken seriously.
I recognize that the Pit is the place for snark and insults on this board, but that doesn’t mean that every post has to be snarky and insulting. And yet that’s how your contributions are starting to appear. I’ve almost abandoned the current mini-rants thread in the Pit because every second post seems to consist of you telling someone else in the thread that they are an idiot for complaining about something. You have over 100 posts in that thread alone, and lots of them are nothing more than snarking on other people’s rants.
As i suggested earlier, none of this is breaking the rules, and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop you. If you don’t care about what i think, or about the other critics, that’s fine. Keep doing what you’re doing. If the recent pit thread devoted to you is any indication, there are people here who enjoy it. But, as i suggested in my previous post, while i love reading some good and well-deserved snark, this sort of thing is more interesting when it is reserved for occasions when it’s really appropriate. When it’s all you’ve got to offer, it just becomes noise.
That’s my 2c. Take it or leave it.
Judging by your posts in this thread, you’re lucky to find your mouth with the food.
A moderator had to step in and say to take personal attacks to the Pit. So, yeah, she was out of line.
If all she did was disagree with me in ATMB, this thread wouldn’t exist. But that’s not what she did. She went to ATMB for *the express purpose *of doing exactly to me what I did to her. Seriously, just go read the thread I linked and you’ll see why I bothered to Pit her for it. She’s says literally nothing about the discussion and posts *only *to tell me I’m an idiot. I am not kidding when I say this: it feels like she’s posting drunk. That’s why I’m calling it a personal vendetta–because it is. Honestly, would it kill you to have read the stuff I bothered to link for you instead of just jumping to conclusions?
Just read the ATMb thread, and yeah, Una was clearly there for the express purpose of trying to get in at least one zinger on SfG. Hell, she admits in it in 2 subsequent posts. She asked a stupid question in the first place, which amounted to “Why are all these people posting sarcastic crap on a known plagiarists Facebook page?” and then got butthurt when she was told she needed to rent a sense of humor.
She should maybe also rent a sense of being a dipshit, in addition to the sense of humor, and maybe see if they’ll throw in a sense of when to keep her fucking mouth shut, too.
That’s it people!
I am hereby declaring a Rally to Restore Sanity IN THIS THREAD!
We’re doing this!
Seriously, are we having a douche contest this week or something?
Certainly, you’re allowed. But you seem to have confused “allowed” with “excused.” If you attack someone for no reason in, say, Cafe Society, then you’re going to get a mod warning, and people are going to think you’re an asshole. If you attack someone in the Pit for no reason, you’re not going to get a mod warning.
No, we don’t actually call it either of those things, regardless of who does it.
Problem is, the Pit isn’t a boxing ring. It’s more like the bar. A rough bar, maybe, kinda like the one in Roadhouse before Patrick Swayze showed up. Kinda place where, yeah, if you go there, there’s a good chance that some asshole is going to try to take a swing at you. But just because you’re in the bar, it doesn’t mean you’re asking for an asshole to take a swing at you - and it doesn’t make the asshole who punched you any less of an asshole.
That said, I’m not taking a position on whether your response to Una in the Cook’s Source thread was appropriate or not, nor on her response to you in the ATMB thread. I just wanted to correct your assumption that, “Because it’s the Pit,” is an adequate response to the question, “Why are you being such a bitch?”
Yes, I did. I find it easier to correct someone’s misconceptions if they’ve fully explained them. Thank you for taking the time to do so. I hope I’ve helped you reach a better understanding of the nature of the forum.
I have read it. I went and read it after your response to my initial post.
To be quite honest, while Una’s entry into that thread might have been somewhat ill-advised, it really doesn’t change my opinion about anything that i said in my previous two posts. While your posts in this thread might be about her, mine are about you.
As i said, you’re free to dismiss my argument, but pointing back at Una isn’t going to change it.
Come for the mini-rants, stay for the over-the-top attacks on your intelligence, integrity, and life.
As a caption, I think it needs work.
Look you fuckers, Old Shotty was a fucking moderator on a large and fucking vibrant message board community type place, so I think she knows a lot more about this stuff than you do, ok? She is wonderful, a treasure, and all the cool people think shes funny, and thats important. Very important. Apparently.
Jesus. Please get your ego under control.
People, please. You don’t aim Shot from Guns—you point her.
Yikes. Just, damn, SFG.
Anyway, I don’t think it’s all that stupid of a question. Cooks’ Source got invaded by /b/, and if you’re not familiar with it (or the type of humor used there) then I can see being a bit confused about all of the wall comments. 'sides, it wasn’t really a serious question; it was an observation, like “What’s the deal with airline food?”
I’ll twittle your Tweeters. {Waggles eyebrows suggestively.}
(I was torn over going with old guy waving his cane or creepy - whaddya think? Shoulda gone with the old guy?)
Read all of it. And my opinion is… you’re being an ass, SFG.
“Grampa, what’s ‘airline food’?”
About $9 for a box of snacks.