Unanswered questions about TV characters

An acknowledgment to the poster of the “What the hell is going on…” thread in this forum. This thread is slightly different, however.

  1. Couldn’t the Joker, et al., just trace the phone line from the Commissioner’s Office to the Batcave to locate it, under “Stately Wayne Manor”?
  2. How does Harry Solomon see with his eyes always closed? Is he related to Jughead? :smiley:
  3. Did Benson win the gubernatorial election?
  4. What would happen if Regis Philbin hosted Who Wants to Be a Millionaire wearing a gray suit, a white shirt, and a red necktie?
  5. Why hasn’t Dan Rather come up with a nifty closing line for the CBS Evening News (like Walter Cronkite’s “And that’s the way it is!”)?
  6. Did Richie Cunningham ever marry Lori Beth?
  7. Did Johnny and Roy ever sell that fire engine they restored?
  8. Did anyone ever best J. R. Ewing in a business deal?
  9. Is King Friday XIII still around?

Gunga Dan tried it. For a while he used the signoff of “Courage” for a while.

It didn’t take.

Yes. She was even pregnant towards the end.

This has actually happened before, with tragic results. The studio audience actually suffers perfectly simultaneous strokes at the shock of seeing it…I witnessed this spectacle firsthand. Not a pretty sigh.

The idea of a pregnant fire engine boggles the mind…

Pretty SIGHT…

SIGHT SIGHT SIGHT SIGHT!

Damnit.

Did Speed Racer ever find out Racer X was his longlost brother?

And did the crew on Starblazers ever get to… um… wherever the hell they were going?

This is why crossover shows are always such a ratings hit.

This is the very first response I’ve read that has made me laugh out loud! Thanks, Purd! :slight_smile:

They made it to Iskandar and back with barely time to spare. :slight_smile: There are thankfully plenty of Starblazers websites on the internet.

I’m not surprised (that there are plenty of Starblazer sites) though I’ve never looked. I was just sitting here thinking about the TV shows of my youth and it popped into my head. I was just too lazy to go looking myself. And now I don’t need to! Thanks mate.

:slight_smile:

Anytime! I got curious months ago, and being at home a lot, I had the time. The episodes are even out on Tape.

hehe

Now I’ve got the theme song in my head…

  1. Is King Friday XIII still around?—dougie_monty

yes, King Friday XIII stiil reigns in The Neighborhood Of Make-Believe, along with Queen Sara And their son Price Tuesday.
http://www.pbs.org/rogers/make_believe/mbindex.htm

  1. Did the islanders ever get so tired of Gilligan sabotoging their escape efforts that they beat the daylights out of him?

  2. On a related note, did Ginger think it appropriate to wear an evening gown on a “3 hour” boat tour?

  3. Are the girls still living with Mrs. Garrett?

  4. Did Sam and Diane ever get back together?

  5. Did Greg score with Richard??

'Fraid not. They got close once but Johnny queered the deal thinking that Chet was playing a practical joke on him.

The engine met it’s match when Roy and Johnny were on their way to a parade with the fully restored engine (they were all dressed up in old fashioned gear too) and they heard a call about a big structure fire with multiple injuries. They decided to bag the parade and help and, while they were there, a large brick wall collapsed on the engine.

They may have sold it after that but not for the big bucks they were hoping for.

Ah, I love Emergency!

Now someone figure out why those eligible bachelors Pete Malloy and Joe Friday never found the right woman…

Re Gilligan’s Island: I wonder why the castaways used bamboo and whatever other materials they found on the island–and the Professor’s expertise–to build huts, rather than constructing a Kon Tiki-like raft, or even repairing the Minnow.
About Cheers: at the end of the show’s run, one reviewer called Diane the “princess of repression.” I think she sabotaged Sam’s efforts to romance or seduce her.
About 3rd Rock from the Sun: You get the idea that the landlady, Dr. Albright, Officer Don, and the other people the Solomons have contact with, either have the patience of saints, or are thoroughly idiotic themselves. As for the Big Giant Head (William Shatner), I don’t think there’s anything wrong with him that execution wouldn’t cure…
Wich episode of Emergency! came first? The fire engine being readied for the parade, or Johnny and Roy’s efforts to sell it to Bernard Fox?
I also think it’s a shame Dixie didn’t have a romantic relationship with Johnny…

Oh geez, I’m dyin’ here. When I tried to picture Popeye as a borg I had a laughing fit so bad my co-workers called 911.

The dumbasses on G’s Island coudn’t fix the minnow because it came completely apart after repairing it with the professor’s special tree sap glue. The eventually did make a raft in the TV movie but it took them a while to figure that out.

As a young lad I was always transfixed on the cleavage Ginger displayed in her inappapropriate gowns but the question on my mind was alawys, “doesn’t that itch?”

Sam and Diane never got back together but he did call her a mullethead afther one of her comments about ending a sentance with a preposition.

What happened to Alf? The series ended with him standing in a field surrounded by government agents with no chance of escape. Way to tie up all the loose ends there, guys. :rolleyes:

You obviously don’t watch The Simpsons. Alf is back, in pog form. The goverment used the same machines that make soylent green.