Okay people- I don’t know if this has been asked before, but does any guy actually use that hole they put in the front of undies- or do you just pull down the front when nature calls (for number one)???
I know I don’t use the hole - but I’ve noticed that boxers (that I hardly ever wear) have a longer slit in them that is more convenient than that doorway in briefs. That’s me though - when I’m at the bar tonight I’ll check on other guys. Let’s see if I can get through the night without ending up in the ER.
carefull who you ask:-)
My fiancee thinks that most guys use the hole- I want to know if she is right- or if there are just a few of us that are too lazy to screw around with the hole in briefs…
So far, I have one guy on my side:-)
SHARE IT BROTHER (the idea, not the briefs, that is) !!!
been asked many a time it has… but I dont think I’ve ever answered so…
…nope… much easier to just yank the fronts down. Its probably just something I’ve never changed since childhood (the act, not the underwear) can you imagine a 4 year old trying to fish out through the hole and not piss on himself at the same time? I dont think so. I pulled down the fronts then and I pull down the fronts now.
Yup. Pulling down the front’s the way to go. They just make the hole in the front of the shorts too damn small! 
I plled down the front when I wore briefs (when I was very young), but use the fly in boxers.
Nope. Never used it.
Kind of a waste of time I always thought.
Here’s another for the pulling down of the front.
Oh yeah…
I’m the exact same way, and i’m all boxers now, i havn’t worn real briefs in forever. Sometimes I wear boxer-briefs, which are pretty cool, and then i pull down the front, but i’m mostly boxers.
underwear?
[Hijack]A guy friend of mine was at my house one night, and he used the bathroom. When he came back, he was beet red in the face from laughing, so I asked what was so funny. “I missed the hole in my underwear.” The whole front section of his jeans were soaked. But I guess you had to have been there…[/hijack]
(On a related note, he’s since given up underwear completely…)
I always pull down. Some of the boxers I have even have little bottons in the fly. That would be a major pain if I didn’t just pull down.
i wear boxer briefs and I intentionally buy those which don’t have a pee hole since not only have I never ever used it but when I’m walking around in them it has the annoying ability to worm its way through and poke out. I can’t understand how people wear boxers with those large slits I mean mine just dived right through when I wore them and I was constantly having to adjust
Well, if you’re really interested…
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=55127
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=60165 (just a thread asking it again, and pointing to the first thread)
Depends what I’m wearing over my breifs and where I happen to be when nature calls. If it’s shorts with an elastic waist and no belt, I’ll pull both down when at home. I went to the movies once and forgot the shorts I was wearing had no fly, I didn’t want to drop trou at the urinal so I went in one of the stalls instead.
Yet another who pulls down. I have never known anyone who uses that stupid hole. (yes, it’s a popular question, and not just around here.)
I tried using the trap door once, as an experiment. It wastes precious seconds during those times when you’re standing there having to piss so bad that your back teeth are floating. I want out NOW! Pulling down an elastic band is the most efficient way to go, IMO. Provided you don’t slip and snap it back up as you drain away, of course. 
OK, admit, who’s done this one before?
[Kaz’s hand bashfully goes up]
Damn is that a mess, I wouldn’t recommend trying it at home, kids.
I pull them down too.That little opening just doesn’t work.
Ain’t the hole there for scratchin’?
