Well there’s something you don’t see every day. Everyone’s being pretty blase about it and treating it as a humourous story, but honestly this had the potential to be a tragedy. A moose in a confined space can be extremely dangerous, so kudos to the supervisor for getting the kids out of the room safely.
Nobody ever expects the Canadian Moose-quisition!
Nuttin’ up m’sleeve – PRESTO!
That trick never works!
This time it will!
A Møøse once bit my sister…
Does no one have a sister who once bit a møøse?
For those who may not have read the whole article, Bullwinkle was tranquilized and safely released into the wilderness, where he is undoubtedly now regaling all the other mooses with tales of his adventure. So the story more or less has a happy ending, except it’s getting so that none of the other mooses want to invite Bullwinkle to a party any more, because he just can’t shut up about his heroic exploits.
It’s getting so that you can’t bring anything interesting to Show & Tell any more.
Pretty sure you’re misgendering Bullwinkle here.
It looks to be a yearling, and at this time of year should have spike antlers if a bull.
The thread title feels like the sort of thing I wouldn’t want to look up on Urban Dictionary.
My deepest apologies to Miss Bullwinkle.
Cowwinkle does not flow euphoniously off the tongue.
I’m glad this ended well for all concerned. A moose that young is not particularly dangerous, but any animal that feels cornered can be a handful. Adult moose, on the other hand, are extremely dangerous, regardless of the situation.
And delicious.
“Teacher’s pet” has a different meaning in Saskatoon.
Next stop: Wassamatta U
Clearly, Miss Bullwinkle took a wrong turn at Frostbite Falls.
Should have turned left at Albuquerque.