The most unexpected moose I’ve encountered is in the desert on CA 247 between Barstow and 29 Palms. It even has a Yelp page: The Moose
Big trouble for moose and squirrel.
Yeah, that’s the main issue all right.
The other moose are getting annoyed with the way that every time they disagree with an opinion expressed by Bullwinkle, she says “Did you go to school? I don’t think so.”
Long commute down to Iowa. Perhaps you’ll give her a ride?
In time, I’m sure Rule 34 will take care of that for you.
If he’s not careful, he could wind up coming in second at a costume party.
Moose and skvirrel.