the one I keep in my wallet says “You could prosper in the field of wacky inventions.”
“Beware of odors from unfamiliar sources.”
When I lived In Las Cruces, I thought it was unusual thatthere were so many Chinese restaurants for a city its size. We’re not talking about strip mall clones, but real old-school Cantonese restaurants - tens of them. One used to give out cookies with bad fortunes; stuff like “You will soon be hit by a train” and the like.
Now that’s funny! That’s what I’d do, if I ran a Chinese restaurant – just to see people’s faces as they finished up their meals. 
Got one once that said:
You love chinese food.
I took it up to the counter when we paid the bill and showed it to the hostess and said jokingly, “Isn’t this kind of cheating?” She laughed and gave me another cookie.
In the car on the way out of the parking lot I opened the second cookie and read this:
You can have your cake and eat it too.
:eek: 
Still have both of them taped to my window frame, right here in front of me.
I got “You want to go to Egypt” from Panda Express. I thought it was a bit strange.
You will spend old age in comfort and material wealth.
Smilies included.
We got “At last I am out of this cookie.” but my husband didn’t save it. Ah well.
When I was in college, I got two fortune cookies for lunch one day. The first had nothing inside, and I thought, “That can’t be good.”
The second had: The end will be here soon. :eek:
At that point I went back to my dorm. Not 10 minutes later, I had to go to the basement because of a tornado warning.
Mom once got one that was a blank. :dubious:
I saw my co-worker’s, which said:
“Sorry, wrong cookie.”
