This has to be one of the most asinine bits I have ever read on this forum. Were you smoking marijuana when you thinking this up? Were you and three of your pot smoking geek friends at a TGI Fridays when the “Pickle conspiracy” was brought up? You must live a boring life.
I ought to drop my pants and slap you silly with my vlassic. Then you will either turn me on to what you are smoking, or you will swear before God, and the almighty Gherkin industry that you will not ever write shit like this again!
SENOR
P.S. When you feel like getting stimulated, do you use a dildo or a cucumber?
No. No. No. Dill! There’s a very precise way to do this - white bread, the squishier the better; butter on one side; peanut butter on the other; dill pickles sliced the long way; glass of milk. Mmmm.