Welcome to The Straight Dope.
May you never end up on the wrong side of here!
Preemptive strike–Pit the newbies beforethey cause any trouble.
(I assume you actually know this person.)
Mr.Ecks,That was funny! God, I’m laughing my butt off.
Can I use that as a sig?
And, yes.
Sure, go for it. Just spell my name right.
Thanks.