Just wanted to say whats up.
This place seems like a good place to make an ass of myself. 
Seems like a fun place, though I havent explored it that much yet, I just signed up.
Anyway…
Nigga wha!
A thousand greetings from the folks at the Straight Dope Message Boards! We’re a kind, gentle breed, but occasionally intelligent or irreverent.
Make yourself at home. You might want to consider revising your sig line. Yatta is funny. The rest might not be to various powers that be.
Having said that, welcome to the boards!
Hello from one newbie to another.
I’ve been a lurker for a while and finally decided to join the group. (But, you know, lurker just sounds like a second-rate stalker to me.)
Have fun.
Doctah don’t bother. I’ve been making an ass of myself here for a long time and unless you’re some long-winded, plate-headed loony conservative, these people don’t pay any attention.
Then again, I’ve held back.
Ahem. Miss Piggy is that a frog in your throat?
Bwahahahaha!
Welcome Doc! But, we’re supposed to say, “What’s up, Doc?” So, are you a sex therapist, or what?
Well, he said “friggin” doctor…
What up gangsta! Welcome to da boards.
hi. erm, I’m new as well, but hi anyway.
I’m in a similar position to Miss Piggy.
With a frog in your throat??? *<;o)
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